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FoRdGiRl
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cig arette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she want s a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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Posts: 1881 | From: rescue | Registered: Dec 2005
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BCINGUU
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LOL!
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LMAO! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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91Trunkster
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Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
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Yellow94GT never touched anyone's sig or banned anyone, so I'm going to quit spreading that rumor. It's not like I have any proof anyways. All yellow94gt and other mods have done is volunteer their time to help other people buy/sell parts, learn how to make their cars go faster and meet fellow enthusiasts. I'm a hater, but it's hard to hate on these facts. I have saved hunrdeds, maybe thousands of dollars here buying and selling parts over the years alone, but I don't care, this website owes me damnit, and I'll piss on it as much as I want. Us haters gonna hate. Why contribute to something when you can take for free?
I act like I'm@Age15
I make friends on the internet that are@Age18
I was picked on in my youth so I became a bully@Age24
My mouth started to run 24/7 on the internet, but my car never at the track@Age26
First pubic hair@Age30
Troll@Age31
My internet friends and I ALL just got the boot for good!@Age31
Yes, you read it right, 31 and just as childish as my fresh out of highschool internet friends@31
Oh yeah, this isn't my website, so no one has to ask for my permission to change my sig. Hell, not like I pay the CAFORDS bill, so why should they need my permission to put what they want on their site? We're all guests here. Maybe some of us should start acting like guests or leave?
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91Trunkster
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Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
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Yellow94GT never touched anyone's sig or banned anyone, so I'm going to quit spreading that rumor. It's not like I have any proof anyways. All yellow94gt and other mods have done is volunteer their time to help other people buy/sell parts, learn how to make their cars go faster and meet fellow enthusiasts. I'm a hater, but it's hard to hate on these facts. I have saved hunrdeds, maybe thousands of dollars here buying and selling parts over the years alone, but I don't care, this website owes me damnit, and I'll piss on it as much as I want. Us haters gonna hate. Why contribute to something when you can take for free?
I act like I'm@Age15
I make friends on the internet that are@Age18
I was picked on in my youth so I became a bully@Age24
My mouth started to run 24/7 on the internet, but my car never at the track@Age26
First pubic hair@Age30
Troll@Age31
My internet friends and I ALL just got the boot for good!@Age31
Yes, you read it right, 31 and just as childish as my fresh out of highschool internet friends@31
Oh yeah, this isn't my website, so no one has to ask for my permission to change my sig. Hell, not like I pay the CAFORDS bill, so why should they need my permission to put what they want on their site? We're all guests here. Maybe some of us should start acting like guests or leave?
(510)375-1589
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stangless
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
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FoRdGiRl
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
i had a vision that that convo would take place between me and a friend later in life thought id share w u all now ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) jk i got it from a friend who posted it on mysapce
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91Trunkster
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Originally posted by Jmir018:
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
Because the grammar is perfect and FoRdGiRlS typical posts are kind of hard to read unless you speak German and was just wondering if she didn't always type like she was 5 years old.
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Yellow94GT never touched anyone's sig or banned anyone, so I'm going to quit spreading that rumor. It's not like I have any proof anyways. All yellow94gt and other mods have done is volunteer their time to help other people buy/sell parts, learn how to make their cars go faster and meet fellow enthusiasts. I'm a hater, but it's hard to hate on these facts. I have saved hunrdeds, maybe thousands of dollars here buying and selling parts over the years alone, but I don't care, this website owes me damnit, and I'll piss on it as much as I want. Us haters gonna hate. Why contribute to something when you can take for free?
I act like I'm@Age15
I make friends on the internet that are@Age18
I was picked on in my youth so I became a bully@Age24
My mouth started to run 24/7 on the internet, but my car never at the track@Age26
First pubic hair@Age30
Troll@Age31
My internet friends and I ALL just got the boot for good!@Age31
Yes, you read it right, 31 and just as childish as my fresh out of highschool internet friends@31
Oh yeah, this isn't my website, so no one has to ask for my permission to change my sig. Hell, not like I pay the CAFORDS bill, so why should they need my permission to put what they want on their site? We're all guests here. Maybe some of us should start acting like guests or leave?
(510)375-1589
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CAFords OG
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
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Originally posted by Jmir018:
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
Because the grammar is perfect and FoRdGiRlS typical posts are kind of hard to read unless you speak German and was just wondering if she didn't always type like she was 5 years old.
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Posts: 8521 | From: Fairfield | Registered: Jul 2003
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FoRdGiRl
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
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Originally posted by Jmir018:
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
Because the grammar is perfect and FoRdGiRlS typical posts are kind of hard to read unless you speak German and was just wondering if she didn't always type like she was 5 years old.
well i am german so maybe thats why ne ways wtf is up your ass or what do u have against me i dont believe i know or have met or talked to u so why are u tryin to pick on me ![[Confused]](confused.gif) if u dont like it dont read theres plenty of other post to entertain yourself w on here or you can just leave that works too ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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SmokinLX
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Originally posted by FoRdGiRl:
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Originally posted by 91Trunkster:
Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
i had a vision that that convo would take place between me and a friend later in life thought id share w u all now jk i got it from a friend who posted it on mysapce
Good one! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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funny shit...
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FoRdGiRl
Ich begriff nicht, dass es eine andere Person des deutschen Ursprungs hier gab. Das ist wirklich kühler, komischer Witz übrigens
(Schade mein Deutsch ist rostig.)
[ July 30, 2006, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: MustangNate ]
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racercosmo
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I was under the impression that using proper grammar was one part of being a productive member of society. If people can not make sense of what you are saying, they probably will not take you seriously.
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german
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