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Topic: What does Chevrolet, SS, RS, GM, GTO, FORD, & BMW stand for?
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racsirx
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What does Chevrolet, SS, RS, GM, GTO, FORD and BMW stand for?
CHEVROLET
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattle
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
SS
Super
Slow
RS
Really
Slow
GM
General
Mistake
GTO
Gas
Tires
Oil
FORD
Fuck
Our
Ride
Died
First
On
Race
Day
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
BMW
Black
Mans
Wheels
Break
My
Wallet
Also here are some other things to tell a 94-02 Camaro Guy, to become his best friend.
Your car looks like a big GEO Storm, or a door wedge.
[ April 08, 2006, 10:21 PM: Message edited by: racsirx ]
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GOD'S NOT DEAD
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8HATCH8
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Member # 6322
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don't forget
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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Wildfire532FB
CAFords OG
Member # 1482
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I posted this on here a long time ago last month
Chevrolet
-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
IROC= I Run On Credit
IROC= I'm a retard out cruising
IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising
IROC= I reek of cologne
IROC= I really own crap
Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter
SS= Super Slow
RS - Really Slow
CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.
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svt306snake
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bmw = black man working ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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F*** TPS MOTORSPORTS F *** TPS MOTORSPORTS THEY SUCK ASS
TEAM TRUE FORGED X 2 SPONSORED
CAPITAL MUSTANG C.C.
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1EVLSNKE
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F-ound
O-on
R-road
D-dead
ford spelled bakwards
D-drivers
R-return
O-on
F-foot
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LS WHAT
ORGANIZATION
VICTORIES:
GM INC,1 Sic formula(FRDEATR)
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RedBaron
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BMW....
Bring More Wrenches...
Big Money Wasted...
Bite My Weenie...
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Eddie510-
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Big Mexican Weenie ![[Whoo Whooooo!]](graemlins/woowoo.gif)
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"I like to be more politicaly correct than what I really believe so I can get more frinds here on CaFords"-Cummings "TIPICKLE"
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P poor
O old
N nigger
T thinks
I its
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Wildfire532FB
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Chevrolet = Crank Heavy, Engine Valves Rattling, Oil Leaking, Electrical Trap!
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95 GT
03 F350
17 Fusion Hybrid
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Gnari-Garage
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Member # 3164
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quote:
Originally posted by svt306snake:
bmw = black man working
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