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89 FAKE SNAKE
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what is the international symboly for choking?? [ January 21, 2006, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: 89 FAKE SNAKE ]
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and the answer is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [ January 21, 2006, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: 89 FAKE SNAKE ]
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Mr.Lucky
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lol that was good
how are hookers, ex wifes, and tornados all alike? [ January 21, 2006, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: bottled02GT?? ]
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BOTTLED.LX
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quote: Originally posted by bottled02GT??: lol that was good
how are hookers, ex wifes, and tornados all alike?
they all go around
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Mr.Lucky
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quote: Originally posted by BOTTLED.LX: quote: Originally posted by bottled02GT??: lol that was good
how are hookers, ex wifes, and tornados all alike?
they all go around
no, theres lots of sucking, and blowing, and when its over you're left without a house
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AL STOCK
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quote: Originally posted by bottled02GT??: quote: Originally posted by BOTTLED.LX: quote: Originally posted by bottled02GT??: lol that was good
how are hookers, ex wifes, and tornados all alike?
they all go around
no, theres lots of sucking, and blowing, and when its over you're left without a house
A cat fell in the water and the chicken laughed.. .. whats the moral
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Mr.Lucky
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wet pussy makes a happy cock....known that for years, i think it was posted recently too
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AL STOCK
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quote: Originally posted by bottled02GT??: wet pussy makes a happy cock....known that for years, i think it was posted recently too
ahhh i jus heard that one lol pretty good one too [ January 21, 2006, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: AL STOCK ]
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89 FAKE SNAKE
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what do hooker and most ex ladys have in common with a vaccum??
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answer is..they suck, blow and get laid in the closet
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Mr.Lucky
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mine was better...lol kiddin, that was hella funny
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haha..i guess i didnt see ur answer..good shit
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ok long but funny..
well 1 day there was this guy driving down the road. he stoped at a bar to use the bathroom..when he got out all he heard was a donkey crying..so he walks up the bar and asks the guy whats wrong with tha donkey..the guy in the bar says "i dont know he been like that all day" so after a few drinks they talk bout the donkey..so the guy tells him that he can make the donkey stop laughin for a free round of drinks..the bartender take the bet..so the guy walks over and is there for a few minutes then all a sudden u hear the donkey start laughin loud as possible..dude goes back and gets his drinks..the bartender couldnt figure out wha happened so he asked..the guy wouldnt say..after a few minutes the bartender got tired of it laugh and asked for him to stop it..so the guy once again aske for a free round..bartender agress..so dude goes back there and again the donkey starts crying..dude goes back out to get his drink.but b4 he can get his drinks the bartender asked how did u do all that..the guy replies" the first time i told the donkey my dick is bigger then his and the donkey started laughin.. the second time i proved it was and he started crying..
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quote: Originally posted by 89 FAKE SNAKE: ok long but funny..
well 1 day there was this guy driving down the road. he stoped at a bar to use the bathroom..when he got out all he heard was a donkey crying..so he walks up the bar and asks the guy whats wrong with tha donkey..the guy in the bar says "i dont know he been like that all day" so after a few drinks they talk bout the donkey..so the guy tells him that he can make the donkey stop laughin for a free round of drinks..the bartender take the bet..so the guy walks over and is there for a few minutes then all a sudden u hear the donkey start laughin loud as possible..dude goes back and gets his drinks..the bartender couldnt figure out wha happened so he asked..the guy wouldnt say..after a few minutes the bartender got tired of it laugh and asked for him to stop it..so the guy once again aske for a free round..bartender agress..so dude goes back there and again the donkey starts crying..dude goes back out to get his drink.but b4 he can get his drinks the bartender asked how did u do all that..the guy replies" the first time i told the donkey my dick is bigger then his and the donkey started laughin.. the second time i proved it was and he started crying..
Ohh, that's fucked up! lol
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heard u were tha one tha made him laugh..and i made him cry..
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quote: Originally posted by 89 FAKE SNAKE: heard u were tha one tha made him laugh..and i made him cry..
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