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z pyro
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So Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only thing
he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and
even the high schools, and he couldn't find a ringer quarterback that would
ensure a SuperBowl win.
Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war zone in Bosnia. In the background,
out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly
incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200
yards away -- ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of about
10 soldiers a good 110 yards away--ka-blooey! A car passes going 90 miles an
hour--bulls-eye! Right into the barely open window.
"I've got to get this guy," Al says to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So
he brings him to the states and teaches him the great game of football.
Predictably, the young man breaks all the NFL records for completed passes,
and the Raiders go on to win the SuperBowl. The young Bosnian is lionized as
the Great Hero of SuperBowl XXXII, and when Al asks him what he wants, all
the young man wants to do is to call his mother.
"Mom," the young man says into the receiver, "I just won the SuperBowl." "I
don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You're not
my son."
"I don't think you understand, mother" the young man pleads. "I just won the
greatest sporting event in the world. I'm in the middle of thousands of
adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," the mother implores. "At this very moment, there are
gun shots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two
brothers were beaten within an inch of their life last week, and this week
your sister was raped in broad daylight...." The old lady pauses, in tears.
"...I'll never forgive you for moving us to Oakland."
[ September 23, 2005, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: z pyro ]
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Bizob
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Originally posted by sf89lx:
LMAO it was only a matter of time before we saw that looters face on Bubb Rubbs body.
"Thas only in da mornin, you posed' to be cookin breafest in da mornin"
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87GeeTee
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ROFL!
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Looks a little like Moss.... hahaha
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