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Rigo5.0
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I found this on another forum (Turbo Buick). I don't drink soda, but I thought I'd share this with those of you that are chronic soda drinkers.
When somebody drinks a Coke, watch what happens.
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
In just over 60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
In just over 60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
In just over 60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
So there you have it, an avalanche of destruction in a single can. Imagine drinking this day after day, week after week. Stick to water, real juice from fresh squeezed fruit, and tea without sweetener.
[ March 26, 2012, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: Rigo5.0 ]
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Saleen 00-768
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damn i dont notice any of that...
but it makes me burp alot after
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but on a serious note i watched an experiment where the set some teeth in a jar of coke and they completely dissolved in like a day or two
and it works great for rust removal!
[ March 26, 2012, 01:31 AM: Message edited by: sneakyfox90 ]
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Next you'll tell me I shouldn't drink whiskey or beer either! F that!
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you can unclog a sink too with coka a cola lol
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Dam i drink it errrrday ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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COOL STORY BRO!
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Anything on coke zero?
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I like coke with my captain morgan ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:
Good news I don't drink coke , just snort it which is safer.
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Dr. Pepper FTW
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I had a pretty bad soda addiction (diet Pepsi). Never really noticed none of these symptoms. But when I quit soda, for the first few days after I would get intense headaches. Been off soda for about 6 months now and will never go back.
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CHP uses Coke to clean blood off the highways. Lol.
Soda is just bad for you period. But it's hard to just quit soda. Lol.
[ March 26, 2012, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: x Raelsmar x ]
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Originally posted by x Raelsmar x:
CHP uses Coke to clean blood off the highways. Lol.
Soda is just bad for you period. But it's hard to just quit soda. Lol.
Yea bro I heard o that that's sum crazy how they coka for that
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what about mountian dew? that shit has more sugar than coke ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
fruit punch ftw .
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Im glad i drink a 20oz Red Bull everyday, this 12oz coke crap sounds bad for your health!!
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Originally posted by Cobra 93-4992:
Good news I don't drink coke , just snort it which is safer.
i dont do coke i just like the way it smells
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