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Topic: A Ford Saves Christmas
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Wildfire532FB
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A Ford saves Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the truck
All the fluids were frozen, the injectors were stuck,
The glow plugs were chilled and the turbo stone-cold,
This weather was frightful if I may be so bold, ...
The snowdrift was piled sky-high on the hood,
As I tossed to the fire a fresh load of wood,
My good wife and I settled in for some rest
But 'twas not long-lived, yet perhaps for the best
"What's that!" I declared with a roar
And no sooner than said came a knock at the door,
I arose from my chair soon to be slumber's bed
And there on the porch was the Big Man in red!
"I'm stuck" spoke he, "can you give me a pull?
"I said I may be stupid but I ain't no fool
So I rushed to the truck as I buttoned my flap
I opened the door and threw out my strap
One move and the key was set firm without strife
With one quick turn that mighty Ford Diesel came roaring to life!
The rattle and roar of that powerful eight
The hot blast of smoke shaking the frozen fruit cake
The reindeer were nervous and in awe of such might
But they knew that Ford Diesel would be saving their night
I eased in the clutch and I dropped her in gear
The T-case in low as I backed her in near
One end to the hitch and the other to sleigh
The tow strap was set as the snow wiped away
He cried out "I'm not sure, cause that old sleigh is heavy
But I trust you, cause I see you're not driving a Chevy"
I gave her some fuel and four tires did spin
Then they grabbed with the strength of the truck I was in
Ol' Ford started smoking and pulling so hard
That I ended up halfway 'cross my neighbor's yard
As I backed off the fuel and gave a proud shout
He declared that "No Dodge could have pulled that sleigh out!"
He thanked me profusely and the reindeer did bow
To the Mighty Ford Diesel, which was idling now
For they knew in their hearts that without this fueled might
That there would be no Christmas this shivering night
He climbed in his seat and with a wave of his hand
Those reindeer lurched forward across the snowed land
"I thank you again my dear newly-found friend
For your hand and your heart kept this night from its end
And later this eve, warm and snug in my lodge
I'll be thanking the Lord, that you did not buy a Dodge!"
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68 Fastback
84 CJ7
94 HMMWV
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03 F350
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coupedup
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Bravo ! A bit long , but a great poem .
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warhorse58gt
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![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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WOLFPACK RACING
With guns, we are 'citizens'. Without them, we are 'subjects'.
83gt 354ci sbf 9.40 @ 143
77 cobra 2 171ci 97hp of pure fury!
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8urgm
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Good save!
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* ILLICIT FORDS* SHARK TOWN*
04 BLK TERMINATOR
RIP PRIMO RICARDO 3/10/12
RIP LIL HOMIE TECH9 3/8/12
RIP HOMIE WILLIE(5ltrsvt) 11/23/12
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LXjames
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Ford diesel FTMFW!!!
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On Point Motorsport prez.
King Lx
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Wildfire532FB
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quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Ford diesel FTMFW!!!
![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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50DADDY
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Ms.fOrdLadie
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Thats right built ford tough! Ohh yea! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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1986 GT Hatch
I WOrk On my Own car.
Built Ford Tough To Kill Chevy Stuff
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87droptop50
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I will own one one day !!! Great poem!!!
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HighSpeed Motorsports
87Mustang Gt Conv kurgan tuned
03Harley F150 #5023
69El Camino SS396 -sold
99 f350 7.3 DRW
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DLo
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Fuck Ford (trucks)
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Wildfire532FB
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I love my 7.3L, getting 18mpg city right now.
Thing will tow anything.
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98 ROUSH
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quote:
Originally posted by DLo:
Fuck Ford (trucks)
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Built 2v
Stroked, Cammed and Blown
Advanced Auto Built & Kurgan Tuned
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Wildfire532FB
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quote:
Originally posted by 98 ROUSH:
quote:
Originally posted by DLo:
Fuck Ford (trucks)
He likes Chevy lol.
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norcalfiddy
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quote:
Originally posted by LXjames:
Ford diesel FTMFW!!!
![[burnout]](graemlins/burnout.gif)
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600HP 1996 7.3L powerstroke single cab short bed race truck
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66_5.0
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Too awesome not too bump. Ford FTMFW!
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1966 Mustang
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DLo
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quote:
Originally posted by WildFire532FB:
quote:
Originally posted by 98 ROUSH:
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Originally posted by DLo:
Fuck Ford (trucks)
He likes Chevy lol.
CTD baby
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fast305s
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Powerstroke FTW
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Built, not bought.
95 mustang gt
73 f-100
06 powerstroke
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norcalfiddy
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Originally posted by fast305s:
Powerstroke FTW
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600HP 1996 7.3L powerstroke single cab short bed race truck
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Venomousnotch
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FORD FTMFW....
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🏁•2004 MUSTANG SVT COBRA•🏁
"WHEN THE WHINING STARTS,IT MEANS JUSTICE IS ABOUT TO BE SERVED"..
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98 ROUSH
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quote:
Originally posted by WildFire532FB:
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Originally posted by 98 ROUSH:
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Originally posted by DLo:
Fuck Ford (trucks)
He likes Chevy lol.
LoL
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Built 2v
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Advanced Auto Built & Kurgan Tuned
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cemelevu
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quote:
Originally posted by WildFire532FB:
I love my 7.3L, getting 18mpg city right now.
Thing will tow anything.
My wifes uncle has 2 7.3 diesel's, ones a 2wd dually, and the other one is a 4wd crew cab. He claims he is getting close to 21 mpg in the crew cab.
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89bluenotch
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-Gunnar
89 coupe
54 f100
R.I.P. SILVERLX
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DEVERO2
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I love my PSD
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NK2186
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I love my 93 cummins turbo diesel... May not have as much power as the new turbo diesels but gets 20mpg driving back and forth to work in the city... even more on the highway!
Also it has a granny low first gear that makes it easy to pull a broken chevy ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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89 LX 5.0 - Stolen and missing as of 7-24-13. LIC# 4HIP151 :(
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Wildfire532FB
CAFords OG
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FORD = For Only Real Drivers!
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68 Fastback
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