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Author Topic: monday funny BIGBALLFACTOR ¯ Member # 7277 posted                              -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "BOB, wake up! You just shit the bed!" Posts: 6908 | From: okc | Registered: Dec 2006  |  : Smoked50 ¯ Member # 9592 posted                              Hahahahaha -------------------- 1993 4 Cyl - 68 RWHP I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those 25 seconds or less, I'm free. Posts: 2262 | From: EB | Registered: Nov 2009  |  : firelink74 ¯ Member # 9071 posted                              oooooh shit that was a good one Posts: 158 | Registered: Apr 2009  |  : 90fox5.0 ¯ Member # 9338 posted                              hahahaha fuk. -------------------- 1989 LX DROP 1997 Svt Cobra (SOLD) 2000 SS Camaro (SOLD) Posts: 1827 | From: South sacramento | Registered: Jul 2009  |  : drop88stang ¯ Member # 9650 posted                              OOH Sh!t Thats hella funny Posts: 167 | From: Sacramento | Registered: Dec 2009  |  : SLOWBACK 67 ¯ Member # 6348 posted                              My girl even laugh at that one -------------------- Originally posted by turbo50: I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money. Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005  |  : Blue92 ¯ Member # 8789 posted                              hahahaha. I was hesitating to read your post but, there was proper grammer and spelling. I actually was able to read it! Copy & paste FTW! Posts: 2906 | Registered: Dec 2008  |  :

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