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Wildfire532FB
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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
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Wildfire532FB
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Are you serious?
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Norcal95050
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
who the fuck is nancy pelosi?
Haha ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
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Luke87GT
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
who the fuck is nancy pelosi?
Jebus, welcome to CAFORDS LOL
I bet this guy knows what a Marijuana pipe is though...
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
who the fuck is nancy pelosi?
I bet this guy voted for Obama too! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
I can't stand libs like her... You know why they want to make heaven on earth? Cause they know their going to hell
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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Originally posted by Luke87GT:
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
who the fuck is nancy pelosi?
Jebus, welcome to CAFORDS LOL
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Originally posted by slowback67:
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
who the fuck is nancy pelosi?
I bet this guy voted for Obama too!
I can't stand libs like her... You know why they want to make heaven on earth? Cause they know their going to hell
jeez i ask one question about some bitch i dont know and everyone starts talkin shit ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
i looked her up found out who she is, i wouldnt know cuz i dont watch tv or follow politics and shit or give a fuck bout obama or that one slut u guys speak of plus i didnt even vote so um........ya
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Originally posted by Luke87GT:
I bet this guy knows what a Marijuana pipe is though...
everyone knows what a marijuana pipe is just cuz im mexican im supposed to be a pro? i cant even smoke cuz i have a heart transplant.....bet u feel dumb now ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
[ May 23, 2009, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: SPTVENM ]
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
i wouldnt know cuz i dont watch tv or follow politics and shit or give a fuck bout obama or that one slut u guys speak of plus i didnt even vote so um........ya
no you dont vote because your an illegal!!!!
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^ lmfao
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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90FoX
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ROTFLMFAO
You are willing admitting you don't vote? It amazes me how many people could care less about voting and what is going on politically around them...
May I ask why you CHOOSE not to vote? (I just love listening to all the unjustified reasons people have these days)
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Honestly i was too lazy to get my ass to the voting polls. im only 22 and could care less bout that shit. u older dudes could go ahead and worry bout the new and go vote n shit, but i got better stuff to worry bout like have fun and enjoy being young not be a geezer watchin the news all the time n shit
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
Honestly i was too lazy to get my ass to the voting polls. im only 22 and could care less bout that shit. u older dudes could go ahead and worry bout the new and go vote n shit, but i got better stuff to worry bout like have fun and enjoy being young not be a geezer watchin the news all the time n shit
I'm 27 ..... Age is no excuse to not vote.. We are getting stuck with a huge bill because of these dumb ass politicians spending our tax money on stupid shit... We have to keep an eye on them ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
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Originally posted by slowback67:
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
Honestly i was too lazy to get my ass to the voting polls. im only 22 and could care less bout that shit. u older dudes could go ahead and worry bout the new and go vote n shit, but i got better stuff to worry bout like have fun and enjoy being young not be a geezer watchin the news all the time n shit
I'm 27 ..... Age is no excuse to not vote.. We are getting stuck with a huge bill because of these dumb ass politicians spending our tax money on stupid shit... We have to keep an eye on them
Either way im fucked because first of all i've never worked cuz i kinda cant so i dont see no tax money. second, government dont wanna give me social security or disability or nothin. so fuck them, i dont get no help y should i vote
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Wildfire532FB
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you've never worked? how do you afford your Mustang or whatever you drive?
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you've never worked? how do you afford your Mustang or whatever you drive?
Nope never, some may say im lucky but kinda sucks too cuz i dont really have money like most of you to be doin this and that to ur car.
Kinda personal question i rather not answer sorry. i can tell u my car was a graduation present thats bout it.
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
Either way im fucked because first of all i've never worked cuz i kinda cant so i dont see no tax money.
ya its hard out there for an illegal!!!!
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Nope never, some may say im lucky but kinda sucks too cuz i dont really have money like most of you to be doin this and that to ur car.
ya drug dealing sucks cuz you allwayz gotta be using the money you made to re-up!!!
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90FoX
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
Honestly i was too lazy to get my ass to the voting polls. im only 22 and could care less bout that shit. u older dudes could go ahead and worry bout the new and go vote n shit, but i got better stuff to worry bout like have fun and enjoy being young not be a geezer watchin the news all the time n shit
I don't even know what to say to this. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
BTW I'm 23 so I'm not much older than you. According to your statement you have about a year to have that "fun" before your a geezer like me ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Originally posted by 90FoX:
ROTFLMFAO
You are willing admitting you don't vote? It amazes me how many people could care less about voting and what is going on politically around them...
May I ask why you CHOOSE not to vote? (I just love listening to all the unjustified reasons people have these days)
When faced with the choice of our politicians in the voting booths, I almost can't blame him for being apathetic towards politics..
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
Everyone has their own opinion, mine is that I DO NOT CARE about voting and all that bs. this is cafords not ca.gov n shit
you will care when they start picking for you and making laws with no public vote!!!!
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90FoX
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Originally posted by fr5.0:
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Originally posted by SPTVENM:
Everyone has their own opinion, mine is that I DO NOT CARE about voting and all that bs. this is cafords not ca.gov n shit
you will care when they start picking for you and making laws with no public vote!!!!
![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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90FoX
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Originally posted by DLo:
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Originally posted by 90FoX:
ROTFLMFAO
You are willing admitting you don't vote? It amazes me how many people could care less about voting and what is going on politically around them...
May I ask why you CHOOSE not to vote? (I just love listening to all the unjustified reasons people have these days)
When faced with the choice of our politicians in the voting booths, I almost can't blame him for being apathetic towards politics..
I forgot the only thing that we can vote for is the politicians.
So tell me, who was suppose to vote in the special election our state recently had? I hope everyone realizes we have more to vote on than the president...
[ May 24, 2009, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: 90FoX ]
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