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lambonotch
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and all stocks mom awnsered and says mccain 08! [patriot]

ohh and happy monday [Whoo Whooooo!]

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quote:
Originally posted by lambonotch:
and all stocks mom awnsered and says mccain 08! [patriot]

ohh and happy monday [Whoo Whooooo!]

I called pimps and hookers hotline, your mom answered, i asked her what time do you guys close?

She replied "Im open 24 hours. I stay wide open like the lambonotch doors"

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quote:
Originally posted by AL STOCK:
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Originally posted by lambonotch:
and all stocks mom awnsered and says mccain 08! [patriot]

ohh and happy monday [Whoo Whooooo!]

I called pimps and hookers hotline, your mom answered, i asked her what time do you guys close?

She replied "Im open 24 hours. I stay wide open like the lambonotch doors"

lmao.....
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yeah my mom helps me pimp out your momma. tho we can only get $20 A trick cause of the curry smell and the wookie pussy fro. seriously tell that bitch to douch and shave befor befor i sell her to another pimp.
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quote:
Originally posted by lambonotch:
yeah my mom helps me pimp out your momma. tho we can only get $20 A trick cause of the curry smell and the wookie pussy fro. seriously tell that bitch to douch and shave befor befor i sell her to another pimp.

Give it up kid, stop trying.98% of your comebacks dont even make sense.

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ok let me explain. I own the pimps and ho's hot line. which you called, probably to ask your mother what time dinner would be ready. you spoke with my mother who is the secretary and she informed you that you mom works 24/7 for me. To get her more time off i informed you that she should clean and shave her pubic region due to the fact that it turns most customers off. thus causing her not to make as much revenue each session. if i cannot make enough revenue from her this quarter i will have to sell her to the highest bidder to recoup costs incoured by her.
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quote:
Originally posted by lambonotch:
ok let me explain. I own the pimps and ho's hot line. which you called, probably to ask your mother what time dinner would be ready. you spoke with my mother who is the secretary and she informed you that you mom works 24/7 for me. To get her more time off i informed you that she should clean and shave her pubic region due to the fact that it turns most customers off. thus causing her not to make as much revenue each session. if i cannot make enough revenue from her this quarter i will have to sell her to the highest bidder to recoup costs incoured by her.

dude youre a idiot GTFO this site, you contribute nothing but bullshit and youre not even funny. DOUCHE... BAN HIM PLEASE im getting dumber just by reading his posts.

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quote:
Originally posted by SAMACH1:
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Originally posted by lambonotch:
ok let me explain. I own the pimps and ho's hot line. which you called, probably to ask your mother what time dinner would be ready. you spoke with my mother who is the secretary and she informed you that you mom works 24/7 for me. To get her more time off i informed you that she should clean and shave her pubic region due to the fact that it turns most customers off. thus causing her not to make as much revenue each session. if i cannot make enough revenue from her this quarter i will have to sell her to the highest bidder to recoup costs incoured by her.

dude youre a idiot GTFO this site, you contribute nothing but bullshit and youre not even funny. DOUCHE... BAN HIM PLEASE im getting dumber just by reading his posts.
Who's going to ban him, if you haven't notice MODS ARE NEVER ON THE SITE.
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quote:
Originally posted by xvt's 85 5.0:
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Originally posted by SAMACH1:
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Originally posted by lambonotch:
ok let me explain. I own the pimps and ho's hot line. which you called, probably to ask your mother what time dinner would be ready. you spoke with my mother who is the secretary and she informed you that you mom works 24/7 for me. To get her more time off i informed you that she should clean and shave her pubic region due to the fact that it turns most customers off. thus causing her not to make as much revenue each session. if i cannot make enough revenue from her this quarter i will have to sell her to the highest bidder to recoup costs incoured by her.

dude youre a idiot GTFO this site, you contribute nothing but bullshit and youre not even funny. DOUCHE... BAN HIM PLEASE im getting dumber just by reading his posts.
Who's going to ban him, if you haven't notice MODS ARE NEVER ON THE SITE.
Al Stock needs to whoop that ass then lol....

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