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Author Topic: Older Women 93cobracoupestang ¯ Member # 5765 posted                              I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was alright sort for 39. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double - a mother and daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mum you still awake?" -------------------- 1993 Lx Coupe.....a couple bolt ons. 2007 Suzuki GSX-R 600 Posts: 398 | From: Riverside | Registered: Jun 2005  |  : Pure Stang ¯ Member # 7251 posted                              lol havent heard that one -------------------- HEART BREAKER R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother. 04/24/87 - 11/23/2012 90 lx 347 RIP 86 gt 89 lx- next project Posts: 6497 | From: San Jose | Registered: Nov 2006  |  : 89 FAKE SNAKE ¯ Member # 4531 posted                              lol -------------------- 90 COUPE 01 R1 (stock) 04 XR-50(stroked) 06 TT-R50E SRA & PWA member Posts: 3075 | From: san jose | Registered: May 2004  |  : 86BackInBlack ¯ Member # 5372 posted                              hahaha, dont break a hip! -------------------- http://i.imgur.com/go1nj.gif Posts: 1438 | From: san jose | Registered: Feb 2005  |  : lxhatch5.0 ¯ Member # 6319 posted                              " She was alright sort for 39. We drank a bit" Damn I was feeling sorry for u .... Good joke never heard that one before. LOL -------------------- *NorCal Posts: 1556 | Registered: Dec 2005  |  : hidnn.o.s. ¯ Member # 1219 posted                           LMFAO -------------------- R.I.P. Willie G. You are missed on this forum Posts: 15950 | Registered: Apr 2002  |  : Wildfire532FB CAFords OG Member # 1482 posted                                 LOL Hella funny -------------------- ./_ _ _ ___ __\ (]]]_ _ o _ _[[[) |\_o_ __ __o_/| |__|..........|__| 68 Fastback 84 CJ7 94 HMMWV 95 GT 03 F350 17 Fusion Hybrid Posts: 17578 | From: 530 | Registered: Jun 2002  |  :

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