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twisted54
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So the other day I take my wife for a ride in the stang for the first time in a while. This is the first time she's been in it since I put it on a diet (carpet, center console, radio back seat gone). She take's one look and says OMG this car looks like such a POS, why'd you take the carpet and console out. My response, kiddingly "it was too heavy and was slowing me down." She goes to turn on the radio, no radio, she says "why'd you take the radio out?" Of course I say kiddingly, "it was too heavy and was slowing me down."
Her reply, "why don't you just lose some weight you fat ass!!!" I think I was owned.
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1Sicgt
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LOL, I think my wife said the exact same thing. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
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Hey twstd50 I saw your car in the Copelands parking lot today, looks sweet and sounds great.
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twisted54
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Thanks...it had an inch of dust on it from sitting so long.
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Bring that thing by my station so I can see it...Clayton and Richelle. Bring "FOG" ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) with ya.
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damn, i feel sorry for you guys.
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damn, i feel sorry for you guys.
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You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
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1Sicgt
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
I said that when I removed the Passanger seat!
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
I said that when I removed the Passanger seat!
Hahaha!
So, is this why you sleep on the couch now?
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Originally posted by twstd5o:
So the other day I take my wife for a ride in the stang for the first time in a while. This is the first time she's been in it since I put it on a diet (carpet, center console, radio back seat gone). She take's one look and says OMG this car looks like such a POS, why'd you take the carpet and console out. My response, kiddingly "it was too heavy and was slowing me down." She goes to turn on the radio, no radio, she says "why'd you take the radio out?" Of course I say kiddingly, "it was too heavy and was slowing me down."
Her reply, "why don't you just lose some weight you fat ass!!!" I think I was owned.
Sorry man! That is just to funny! Ya you dont have to think you were owned! You were! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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OWNED!!!!
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1Sicgt
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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
I said that when I removed the Passanger seat!
Hahaha!
So, is this why you sleep on the couch now?
No thats becuase I am married. j/k [as I run and hide] No, she is suprisingly ok with it being a race car, hell she has her own stang to drive anyway. You should have seen it after I got my hood, she jumped into drive it, and she's like "hey I can't see over the hood!" Thats one way to get them to stop driving your car.
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OhToGeeTee
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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
I said that when I removed the Passanger seat!
Hahaha!
So, is this why you sleep on the couch now?
No thats becuase I am married. j/k [as I run and hide] No, she is suprisingly ok with it being a race car, hell she has her own stang to drive anyway. You should have seen it after I got my hood, she jumped into drive it, and she's like "hey I can't see over the hood!" Thats one way to get them to stop driving your car.
Haha. Or just make your car too goddamn fast for them.
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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
I said that when I removed the Passanger seat!
Hahaha!
So, is this why you sleep on the couch now?
No thats becuase I am married. j/k [as I run and hide] No, she is suprisingly ok with it being a race car, hell she has her own stang to drive anyway. You should have seen it after I got my hood, she jumped into drive it, and she's like "hey I can't see over the hood!" Thats one way to get them to stop driving your car.
Haha. Or just make your car too goddamn fast for them.
That wouldn't work. She is a speed junkie too! ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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OhToGeeTee
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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
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Originally posted by OhToGeeTee:
You should have said, "Woman, you're too heavy and slowing me down. Get out of the car."
I said that when I removed the Passanger seat!
Hahaha!
So, is this why you sleep on the couch now?
No thats becuase I am married. j/k [as I run and hide] No, she is suprisingly ok with it being a race car, hell she has her own stang to drive anyway. You should have seen it after I got my hood, she jumped into drive it, and she's like "hey I can't see over the hood!" Thats one way to get them to stop driving your car.
Haha. Or just make your car too goddamn fast for them.
That wouldn't work. She is a speed junkie too!
Lucky sob.. ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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Haha. Or just make your car too goddamn fast for them.
That seemed to work...I punched it a couple times after she owned me and now she hates the car and doesn't want to sit in it every again...Yesssssss.
I've got a 13 year old daughter that loves it though so I'm trying to prep her to race it in a few years. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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1Sicgt
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Haha. Or just make your car too goddamn fast for them.
That seemed to work...I punched it a couple times after she owned me and now she hates the car and doesn't want to sit in it every again...Yesssssss.
I've got a 13 year old daughter that loves it though so I'm trying to prep her to race it in a few years.
Teach her well. Last thing we wanna see in a few years is duaghter wrecked my car. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Haha. Or just make your car too goddamn fast for them.
That seemed to work...I punched it a couple times after she owned me and now she hates the car and doesn't want to sit in it every again...Yesssssss.
I've got a 13 year old daughter that loves it though so I'm trying to prep her to race it in a few years.
With a car like yours? What's not to love?!
Take Jon's advice. I'm going to do the same for my sister when she comes of age.
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So the other day I take my wife for a ride in the stang for the first time in a while. This is the first time she's been in it since I put it on a diet (carpet, center console, radio back seat gone). She take's one look and says OMG this car looks like such a POS, why'd you take the carpet and console out. My response, kiddingly "it was too heavy and was slowing me down." She goes to turn on the radio, no radio, she says "why'd you take the radio out?" Of course I say kiddingly, "it was too heavy and was slowing me down."
Her reply, "why don't you just lose some weight you fat ass!!!" I think I was owned.
if i were to lose weight my car would run 10s easy lmfao
everytime i get into my stang it say "whatthefuuu"
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SydeWaySix
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where the hell did this thread come from?!?! IT s helllllaa old!
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Haha she got u
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The track on my seat is broken in my stang so the wife can't reach the peddles. She keeps asking when am I going to get it fixed I just say soon babe soon and smile at her lol
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5yr old thread lol
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