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RED@7kVERT *8850GT*
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had all these car troubles latley...and to top it off.....

i had the upper manifold off to put on my new injector harness.....and i put peices of paper towel in the lower to prevent anything from falling in there while scraping the gasket off.......YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPEND!!!!

NO F***ING WONDER IT WONT START...!! THERES PAPER TOWELS ALL IN MY SHIT...... [BS flag]

so how far do you think it needs to be dis-assembled???

[dance] ...... [Big Grin]

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Posts: 2432 | From: -916- | Registered: Aug 2005  |  :
RED@7kVERT *8850GT*
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OH!

if theres someone in the greater sacramento area that would like to rid me of my issue for a fee.....let me kno! lol

IM SO TIRED OF WRENCHING!!! [Frown]

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Posts: 2432 | From: -916- | Registered: Aug 2005  |  :
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that would do it! [Razz]

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Posts: 5777 | From: Beavercreek, OH | Registered: Jul 2003  |  :
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lol, sorry to hear that. the look on your face must've been hilarious.

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RED@7kVERT *8850GT*
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quote:
Originally posted by uh0h50:
lol, sorry to hear that. the look on your face must've been hilarious.

ya....couldnt sleep last night so at 3:30 AM im laying there thinking about it...and BAM! i remembered....i think the neighbors heard me yellin shit...

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Posts: 2432 | From: -916- | Registered: Aug 2005  |  :
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LMAO. You are hella stupid. Your new name is


BRAWNY

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Posts: 2522 | From: Brentwood | Registered: Apr 2003  |  :
RED@7kVERT *8850GT*
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Originally posted by MPP*formerly t-top50*:
LMAO. You are hella stupid. Your new name is


BRAWNY

hey bud! .....i slash the mud grapplers....dont think i wont [Big Grin]

the funny thing is...they were BRAWNY paper towels...HAHA!!

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Posts: 2432 | From: -916- | Registered: Aug 2005  |  :
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Haha yes , hey I'm down for the job , jus don't get mad if I lmao while I'm pullin them out
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damn that hella sucks......hey but shit happens man......i bet i can top that.......


ok ok i got my shit tuned and chip.....yada yada yada.....and it still kinda dies here and there at idle, but anyway one day it died and wouldnt start....i was like wtf?? so i was bitching and all this shit......and the whole fu(king time.........it didnt have enough gas.......what a dumb shit i am huh? lmao ahahaah

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Haha that's a good 1 to , I have had to disappoint a couple people with tha diagnosis tha look on there face when u tell them is hilarious
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ya....it sucks....i just REALLY hope i wont have to pull the heads.... [Frown]

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Posts: 2432 | From: -916- | Registered: Aug 2005  |  :
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thats kinda funny... sucks... but funny

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Posts: 47 | From: suisun | Registered: Dec 2005  |  :
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Wow.

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HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA...

and you put this on here.....

haahhahahahahahahaha


just kidding....but man it is pretty funny..

you probably just need to take the lower intake off...you might be able to fish out the paper towels...

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what part of Antelope, 95VERT306 '8850GT' ?

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quote:
Originally posted by 1991CHP:
what part of Antelope, 95VERT306 '8850GT' ?

walerga and elverta

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I've got a few days off work pretty soon scott

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I can swing by and help. just pull the upper intake and we'll fish the pieces out. its just paper towels, wont hurt shit. I saw a red shop rag go down an intake once and it turned out fine.

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If it makes you feel any better, I swapped in some roller rockers into my old 5.0. Got excited, forget to torque'em down (they were just finger tight) and threw everything together. It didn't turn out to pretty. I'll see if I can find some pics later.

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i left a rag inside a manifold, i came back at night and slapped the carb back on my cleveland, started the motor and then it died. i could'nt figure out why til i took off the carb. one half of the rag was hanging out of the exhuast port and the other still inside the mannifold! i bent a push rod,cause the rag was preventing th valve from completely closing the vavle! lol! [Razz] [Big Grin] [Frown] [Mad] [Roll Eyes] [dance]

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if you dont want to pull the heads (which you should) you need to at least take the lower off to make sure you can see into the heads that theres no damage or pieces that could cause damage
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pulled the upper...pulled out about 75% of the towels...put it back together fired it up...u guys shoulda seen the black ash that shot out....it was pretty funny....back to normal.... [patriot]

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I would be very careful with the car for the next few startups (if it has cats on it still). Whatever paper that didn't burn up is now sitting in front of the cat element...and could possibly ignite. It wouldn't be a pretty sight to have a fire in there...

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no meows for me.... [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by JohnB:
I would be very careful with the car for the next few startups (if it has cats on it still). Whatever paper that didn't burn up is now sitting in front of the cat element...and could possibly ignite. It wouldn't be a pretty sight to have a fire in there...

we already went over that.... no problems there. glad to see its back up and running.

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Abandon him.

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