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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="99%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#000000"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#000099"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>T O P I C R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>theconductor</b> <br /><small>Member # 13458</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,10,17,14,45,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Cross posted from another mustang forum<br /><br />I've compiled this handy list of commonly used phrases as a public service. If there's anything I've forgotten or any corrections needed please let me know. <br /><br />It ran when i parked it<br />This car no longer runs and will never run again.<br /><br />No tire kickers! I KNO WAT I GOT!<br />I actually don't know what I have, but I want you to think it's worth something.<br /><br />Needs battery<br />Fucked beyond all repair.<br /><br />I don't need to sell it<br />I do a lot of cocaine. Please give me money.<br /><br />Had to sell it, just had a baby<br />I am about to go to prison<br /><br />No title<br />Stolen<br /><br />Not stolen!<br />Stolen <br /><br />Habla Espanol<br />This car does not run and might not exist. I will rob you when we meet<br /><br />My loss is your gain<br />I have had this fucking listing up for 3 years.<br /><br />Price is 2000<br />I want 1500<br /><br />Price is 1500<br />I want a grand<br /><br />Price is 1000<br />This is not worth money but I want money anyhow<br /><br />No rides without cash in hand<br />I'm going to rob you, wreck your anus, murder you in a horrifying fashion and then serve your guts to my dogs<br /><br />The car was rear ended but there's no frame damage at all<br />Chassis's fucked.<br /><br />No rust<br />There's no car left. The rust ate it all.<br /><br />Has a welded diff, too many mods to count, just a little bit of cosmetic damage.<br />never been drifted or abused $7500 firm <br />It's a drift slut owned by a 16 year old <br /><br />Leaks some oil<br />oil pan has a 8 inch diameter hole and my garage is slowly flooding<br /><br />Smokes a bit<br />Not only is there black smoke coming from the exhaust, the engine bay looks like a cigar lounge<br /><br />Female Owned<br />Hasn't had an oil change for the past 50k miles. Wheels are curbed all to hell.<br /><br />Adult owned<br />Teenager driven.<br /><br />Buyer is responsible for smog<br />Doesn't pass smog, will cost more to fix than actual cars value.<br /><br />Ice cold A/C<br />A/C barely works if at all<br /><br />RARE!! CLASSIC!!<br />This is a 1997 Toyota Camry and is actually quite common.<br /><br />Needs (random dollar amount, usually between $5-$25) part to fix.<br />Multiply dollar amount by 200.<br /><br />Good condition for age<br />Compared to a sandwich. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>ZincYellow 281</b> <br /><small>Member # 9865</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,10,17,15,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> lol!! yup, sounds like you've had experiance with these types of sellers. <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>WhiteLXStang</b> <br /><small>Member # 7838</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,10,19,9,58,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> LOL, great post! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>70stang351w</b> <br /><small>Member # 9948</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,10,19,10,20,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> LMAO So much Truth<br /><br />Never get why people say to many mods to list? wtf aren't you trying to sell the car or txt for pic' s<br /><br />Are Forum rules should make it pics and full description or you get deleted. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>NEIGHT</b> <br /><small>Member # 8741</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,10,19,11,41,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> LOL at female owned. Due to your description my cousin is a female, fucker couldn't park if his life depended on it. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>theconductor</b> <br /><small>Member # 13458</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,10,19,13,21,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by NEIGHT:<br /><strong> LOL at female owned. Due to your description my cousin is a female, fucker couldn't park if his life depended on it. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">My wife went to move my old wrx from the back yard to the street and curbed the fuck out of the wheels. On the DRIVERS side! I mean, can't you just look out the window to see where the curb is?!!!!<br /><br /><br />anywho..... <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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