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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="99%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#000000"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#000099"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>T O P I C R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>9cobra7</b> <br /><small>Member # 2812</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,2,13,15,59,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> At the end of a tiny, deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. <br />He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed gay man walked in and <br />sat down beside him.<br /><br />After a few beers, the gay man gets up the courage to say a few words to the <br />big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "do you want a blow job?"<br /><br />At this, the massive black man leaped up from his bar stool. With rage in his <br />eyes, he smacks the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.<br />He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and <br />battered in the parking lot before returning to his seat.<br /><br />Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer and said "I've never seen <br />you react like that. What did he say?"<br /><br />"I don't know, the black man replied. Something about a job." <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>86hatchkid</b> <br /><small>Member # 10698</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,2,13,16,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Lol <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>SLOWBACK 67</b> <br /><small>Member # 6348</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,2,13,17,33,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> LOL <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Ham'nEggs</b> <br /><small>Member # 8967</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2015,2,14,6,52,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Fixed it for you: At the end of a tiny, deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. <br />He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed (SHO)time walked in and <br />sat down beside him.<br /><br />After a few beers, (SHO)time gets up the courage to say a few words to the <br />big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "do you want a blow job?"<br /><br />At this, the massive black man leaped up from his bar stool. With rage in his <br />eyes, he smacks the crap out of (SHO)time, knocking him swiftly off his stool.<br />He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and <br />battered in the parking lot before returning to his seat.<br /><br />Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer and said "I've never seen <br />you react like that. What did he say?"<br /><br />"I don't know, the black man replied. Something about a job." Funny enough yet, (SHO)time STILL offered him a BJ.... <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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