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9cobra7
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking
for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.
Posts: 2633 | From: usa | Registered: May 2003
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SwEeT03Gt
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lol ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif) ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
Posts: 4484 | From: -NicKlE n DiMe- | Registered: Sep 2010
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SLOWBACK 67
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quote:
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, The Senate & Obama. They're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
I fixed it for you.
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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50/50
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I usually don't do any polish jokes.. but, here we go.
A polish man walks into a crowded bar holding a huge, sloppy, drippy, fresh smelly pile of shit in his hands and says:
"Hey everybody! Look what I almost stepped in!"
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Previously named: VenGeance, 5LiterFever, 50cal.
Drive safely. You wanna drive in it. Not DIE in it.
Posts: 499 | From: Stockton | Registered: Aug 2002
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