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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
If this offends anybody, I'm really not sorry but I'll say it anyway.

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"
 
Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
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Posted by Infamous5.0 (Member # 1745) on :
 
I was hoping for a picture of a hot chick! With that being said, can someone summarize the long read please!
 
Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
I was thinking it was nsfw but I opened it at work anyways.
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
Whats offending is, that 1 you thought this was funny and 2 you were dumb enough to post this.
 
Posted by Ham'nEggs (Member # 8967) on :
 
Ahhh, Freedom of Speech... gotta love it! [patriot]
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
Hamm n eggs still uneducated I see??

" In practice, the right to freedom of speech is not absolute in any country and the right is commonly subject to limitations, as with libel, slander, obscenity, sedition (including, for example inciting ethnic hatred), copyright violation, revelation of information that is classified or otherwise."
 
Posted by 2T0NE (Member # 4216) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Infamous5.0:
I was hoping for a picture of a hot chick! With that being said, can someone summarize the long read please!
+1
 
Posted by Ham'nEggs (Member # 8967) on :
 
Please, by all means, educate us all..continue [dance]
 
Posted by Greasy (Member # 5258) on :
 
Doesn't offend me [patriot] 'Merica [patriot]
 
Posted by SLOW95GTS (Member # 10365) on :
 
0089GT, are you muslim?
 
Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
The Free Palestine Sig should give that away LOL.

But I think he's having a case of the Mondays...... It's happens to all of us every now & then.
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
yessir, but if that joke had anything to do with a black chinese jewish whatever it still shouldnt be allowed
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
The Free Palestine Sig should give that away LOL.

But I think he's having a case of the Mondays...... It's happens to all of us every now & then.
slowback did you go to the same school as hamm and eggs? being palestinian doesnt make me a muslim...palestinian is an ethnic group...like chinese like mexican....

pat yourself on the back you learned something today
 
Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
The Free Palestine Sig should give that away LOL.

But I think he's having a case of the Mondays...... It's happens to all of us every now & then.
slowback did you go to the same school as hamm and eggs? being palestinian doesnt make me a muslim...palestinian is an ethnic group...like chinese like mexican....

pat yourself on the back you learned something today
But I'm right in that you are Muslim right? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to put 2 & 2 together.

2 & 2 b 4 right? [Razz]
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
The Free Palestine Sig should give that away LOL.

But I think he's having a case of the Mondays...... It's happens to all of us every now & then.
slowback did you go to the same school as hamm and eggs? being palestinian doesnt make me a muslim...palestinian is an ethnic group...like chinese like mexican....

pat yourself on the back you learned something today
But I'm right in that you are Muslim right? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to put 2 & 2 together.

2 & 2 b 4 right? [Razz]
no.....im still muslim without the sig...so the sig doesnt tell you anything, it doesnt even tell you im palestinian. it just tells you im an advocate for their freedom
 
Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Well am I right that you are Palestinian & that you are Muslim?

I know you think I jumped the gun in assuming you are both..... But I'm recalling numerous post you have had that concerned you are both Muslim & Palestinian.

I still think your just have a case of the Mondays or maybe need a Snickers..... You tend to turn into a pro Palestinian Rights advocate when your hungry.
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
The Free Palestine Sig should give that away LOL.

But I think he's having a case of the Mondays...... It's happens to all of us every now & then.
slowback did you go to the same school as hamm and eggs? being palestinian doesnt make me a muslim...palestinian is an ethnic group...like chinese like mexican....

pat yourself on the back you learned something today
Those are nationalities you retard.
 
Posted by Cobra 93-4992 (Member # 4992) on :
 
Saggin spelled backwards is.....

thing about racist jokes is they arent cool unless they're funny.


For how long may you look at a muslim with one eye closed?

Until the magasine is empty

[Embarrassed]
 
Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
Whats offending is, that 1 you thought this was funny and 2 you were dumb enough to post this.
Let's be politically correct for a second, shall we.

Are you one of those guys that calls his bro's the "N" word then bitches about it when it's used elsewhere?

Do you also hop out of the shower to take a piss?

If you voted for Obama, like I'm sure you did, you probably do both of the above, but lets move on.

Why don't you just go ahead and show me why this is so offensive to you...please?

BTW, I have absolutely no problem with Muslims
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ECOboostin:
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
quote:
Originally posted by SLOW95GTS:
0089GT, are you muslim?
The Free Palestine Sig should give that away LOL.

But I think he's having a case of the Mondays...... It's happens to all of us every now & then.
slowback did you go to the same school as hamm and eggs? being palestinian doesnt make me a muslim...palestinian is an ethnic group...like chinese like mexican....

pat yourself on the back you learned something today
Those are nationalities you retard.
so when you ask a chinese person is ethnicity what is he going to say? i don't have one or chinese? nationality and ethnicity or two different words for essentially the same thing.. they are used differently in politics and census's etc...
 
Posted by 0089GT (Member # 9996) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 9cobra7:
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
Whats offending is, that 1 you thought this was funny and 2 you were dumb enough to post this.
Let's be politically correct for a second, shall we.

Are you one of those guys that calls his bro's the "N" word then bitches about it when it's used elsewhere?

Do you also hop out of the shower to take a piss?

If you voted for Obama, like I'm sure you did, you probably do both of the above, but lets move on.

Why don't you just go ahead and show me why this is so offensive to you...please?

BTW, I have absolutely no problem with Muslims
wow i dont use the n word

i did not vote for obama, i dont partake in politics

i dont piss when i shower i piss before

its not offending to me because, its stupid but by you saying how you dont care if it offends people shows your bigotry thats what bothers me.
 
Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
quote:
Originally posted by 9cobra7:
quote:
Originally posted by 0089GT:
Whats offending is, that 1 you thought this was funny and 2 you were dumb enough to post this.
Let's be politically correct for a second, shall we.

Are you one of those guys that calls his bro's the "N" word then bitches about it when it's used elsewhere?

Do you also hop out of the shower to take a piss?

If you voted for Obama, like I'm sure you did, you probably do both of the above, but lets move on.

Why don't you just go ahead and show me why this is so offensive to you...please?

BTW, I have absolutely no problem with Muslims
wow i dont use the n word

i did not vote for obama, i dont partake in politics

i dont piss when i shower i piss before

its not offending to me because, its stupid but by you saying how you dont care if it offends people shows your bigotry thats what bothers me.
There's no reason to be offended by it but I put it out there to head off the dumb dumb who looks for any reason to use the race card. My bigotry....lol, that's weak my man...try again.
BTW, I'm not buying your shower response [Wink]
 
Posted by ECOboostin (Member # 4347) on :
 
Awesome your like a superhero for sensitive bitches.
 
Posted by 5literfever (Member # 5609) on :
 
I'm half Palestinian and I though it was funny [patriot]
 
Posted by burnout50 (Member # 6781) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Greasy:
Doesn't offend me [patriot] 'Merica [patriot]
ditto! 'Merica F yeah! [patriot]
 
Posted by adower (Member # 5955) on :
 
LOL at dude getting butt hurt over a joke. Lighten up buddy.
 
Posted by SLOWBACK 67 (Member # 6348) on :
 
Happy Tuesday Bitches. [patriot]
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Posted by 2T0NE (Member # 4216) on :
 
Tears all over the keyboard ftw
 
Posted by *Als50* (Member # 6003) on :
 
Great Post! [patriot]
 
Posted by i (Member # 12534) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
Happy Tuesday Bitches. [patriot]
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[dance]
 
Posted by SLOW95GTS (Member # 10365) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SLOWBACK 67:
Happy Tuesday Bitches. [patriot]
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ROFL!
 




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