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Posted by cobra clone nprogrss (Member # 10342) on :
 
choose your birth month

Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
... ... April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I slapped
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a fat bitch
27 - french fry
28 - with a bag of weed
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I LOVE TO BURNOUT
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I drive a FORD
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I DRIVE A CHEVY

now comment with your sentence :-)See More
 

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Posted by getjobdone (Member # 4666) on :
 
i shot a horse because i'm gay


dumb dumb dumb
 

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Posted by SSF SVT (Member # 8319) on :
 
I ate a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that.
 

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Posted by JUNKYARD5.0 (Member # 10398) on :
 
I stabbed an easter egg because I love Marijuana. lol
 

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Posted by BTLD GT (Member # 5229) on :
 
i ran shirtless with a horse because i had too.

Daniel
 

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Posted by slow96cobra (Member # 6001) on :
 
I BANGED A STRIPPER CAUSE HOES KEPT STEALING MY TACOS... HAHAHAHA

[ November 16, 2011, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: slow96cobra ]
 

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Posted by Infamous5.0 (Member # 1745) on :
 
I slapped homer because im sexy like that
 

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Posted by cobra clone nprogrss (Member # 10342) on :
 

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Originally posted by slow96cobra:
I BANGED A STRIPPER CAUSE HOES KEPT STEALING MY TACOS... HAHAHAHA

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quote:

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Originally posted by ISP89LX:
hella peeps wearing black shirts lol.

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Haha, for real..I was Jus thinking the same thing
 

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Posted by SSFGiant (Member # 10811) on :
 
I ate a stripper because I'm sexy like that lol
 

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Posted by chevyeatr (Member # 7603) on :
 
I cuddled with paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that

Shit I wish this was true and I wouldnt cuddle with her id tear that shit up in every Hilton hotel room. Hahahahahahah.

[ November 16, 2011, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: chevyeatr ]
 

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Posted by NEIGHT (Member # 8741) on :
 
I ate with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
 

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Posted by FOXX5.0 (Member # 9094) on :
 
I shanked a toothbrush because hoes kept stealing my tacos
 

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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
Stabbed the Trojan man because I'm sexy like that... Hahaha.
 

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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
This is pretty funny.
 

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Posted by 90FoX (Member # 1974) on :
 
haha lmao
 

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Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :
 
I beat a porn star because hoes keep stealing my tacos!
 

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Posted by 1FAST89GT (Member # 5071) on :
 
I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp.
 

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Posted by 88gtstang (Member # 10370) on :
 
I shanked with a bag of weed because i love marijuana
 

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Posted by SwEeT 03 Gt (Member # 10283) on :
 
i banged the trojan man because im a pimp lol

[ November 16, 2011, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: SwEeT 03 Gt ]
 

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Posted by arodeast408 (Member # 11335) on :
 
I shot a teletubby because hoes kept stealing my tacos

Lol
 

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Posted by 87droptop50 (Member # 7185) on :
 
I slept with a porn star because I like to snort cocaine
 

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Posted by BULLITTMAN (Member # 8468) on :
 
I cuddled with a bag of weed because I love snorting cocaine.
Shit I guess I didnt have the cash for the expensive stuff lol.
 

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Posted by CobraCoupe (Member # 7233) on :
 
"I slapped the kool-aid man cause im sexy like that!?!?" hahaha damn big red!!
 

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Posted by stangrus95 (Member # 10653) on :
 
I ran shirtless with your mom because I'm sexy like that
Hahahaha
And cuz u walked in on us!
 

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Posted by NavidR (Member # 3164) on :
 
hahaha this shit is funny!

I Shot a horse because I had to! LMAO!
 

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Posted by Catfish (Member # 9529) on :
 
I cuddled with your grandma because I'm sexy like that.
 

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Posted by cobra clone nprogrss (Member # 10342) on :
 
this shit is comedy
 

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Posted by 89notchkid (Member # 10698) on :
 
I cuddled with a bag of weed because I love marijuana? Lol
 

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Posted by flores50 (Member # 9122) on :
 
i stabbed the kool aid man cus i have amazing boobs lol.. shuda worn a polka dot shirt
 

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Posted by copcar (Member # 10113) on :
 
I beat a stripper because hoes heep stealing my tacos. lmfao!!
 

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Posted by 92mustanggt (Member # 5609) on :
 
I shanked your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos lol
 

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Posted by blackfifty (Member # 9023) on :
 
I Shanked paris hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos
 

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Posted by chilangoworrior (Member # 11344) on :
 
I slept with the kool- aid man because i smoked crack
 

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Posted by cobra clone nprogrss (Member # 10342) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by 92mustanggt:
I shanked your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos lol

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that ones funny as hell
 

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Posted by SLOWSN95 (Member # 8269) on :
 
I smoked with homer because I love marijuana. Lol
 

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Posted by adower (Member # 5955) on :
 
I shanked a pot head because im a pimp
 

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Posted by 5.0coupe (Member # 10540) on :
 
I shanked Paris Hilton because I love marijuana. lol
 

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Posted by 8NOTCH8 (Member # 4216) on :
 
i ran shirtless with an easter egg because im sexy like that
 

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Posted by norcalfiddy (Member # 11207) on :
 
WOW.. HAHAHA!

i cuddled with a homo because I'm sexy like that.


wow thats so gay. lol
 

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Posted by FasterTHANyou (Member # 10763) on :
 
I beat a homo becuase hoes kept stealing my tacos
Lmao
 

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Posted by Stang66 (Member # 10504) on :
 
i beat a homeless guy because i'm sexy like that!!!
 

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Posted by 03smknsvt (Member # 5514) on :
 
i ate paris hilton because am a pimp
 

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Posted by STANGBOY (Member # 7868) on :
 
i shot your grandma cause hoes keep stealing my tacos
 

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Posted by 98 ROUSH (Member # 10309) on :
 
I ran naked with a stripper because I'm a pimp like that! LOL!!!!!FTMFW
 

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Posted by 98 ROUSH (Member # 10309) on :
 

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Originally posted by chilangoworrior:
I slept with the kool- aid man because i smoked crack

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Lmao this one had me rollin
 

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Posted by notch_306_stang (Member # 7266) on :
 
I ran shirtless with a hippie because I'm a pimp
 

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Posted by SAV SVT (Member # 7848) on :
 
I shanked my lover because I love marijuana!!

LMFAO!!!
 

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Posted by Stangn5oh (Member # 10875) on :
 
I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because im sexy like that
 

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Posted by forced331 (Member # 1270) on :
 
I beat a fat bitch, because hoes keep stealing my taco's!
lol
 

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Posted by ZincYellowGt281 (Member # 9865) on :
 
Lmao! I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I love to smoke crack
 

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Posted by Big block 66 f100 (Member # 8867) on :
 
I cuddled with Paris Hilton cause I'm sexy like that
 

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Posted by Big block 66 f100 (Member # 8867) on :
 

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Originally posted by Big block 66 f100:
I cuddled with Paris Hilton cause I'm sexy like that

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Now I have to go to the doctor cause my dick is burning
 

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Posted by ZEXyPONY4.6 (Member # 10372) on :
 
I ran naked with your grandma because i smoked crack hahahahaha
 

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