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BIGBALLFACTOR
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Went to an Asian Massage place yesterday because my gf wouldn't put out. Very pretty girl with expierence. What was weird at the end is she was real careful with the used condem, like making sure
she didn't spill any. She left the room. I quickly dressed and went to leave out the back door. I past the last door on the right and she was in there putting my cum in a pastic little container.
She then labled it with a pen and put it in a refrigerator freezer. She then saw me and started yelling in tae foreign language, I walked towards her and she was shoving me away, I did a
Walter Payton spin, opened the freezer to grab it, there were like 30-40 in there, but after looking a few seconds I could see which one was mine as there was no frost on it. I grabbed it,
she had ran down the hall still yelling and went up stairs I could hear more than one of them running upstairs and starting to come down the stairs, so I ran outta the place. I parted next door
so I ran as fast as I could, got in my truck and left with the pedal to the metal. WTF do you think they are doing? I'll be damned if they are going to have my dna. DAMN, Weird.
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They were gonna use it to get a under age pregnant and get u in trouble N child support!!!!!!!
Lol jk who knows wtf they were gonna do maybe were gonna get money off the sperm bank or get one of themselves pregnant to screw u or maybe drink it ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
So many possibilities good thing u got it and left!
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[ November 17, 2010, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: Ham n'Eggs ]
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Mr.Lucky
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Wtf???! That's some shit where people claim rape or something and have false evidence that can make it look real. Wtf saving cum?!?. Straight crazy shit. Btw where's this place ![[Wink]](wink.gif) lol
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WTF!!! I thought that condoms had a lube that kills sperm cells? Couldn't emagine what they were planning on doing!
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Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
Was the label misspelled too? ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Classic ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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haha wer is this place i dont wanna end up going there....
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Originally posted by Ham n'Eggs:
Lets ALL hope for GOD's sake that no-one ever uses ur DNA. When you found the plastic container in the fridge, how did you know it was yours? Was the label misspelled too?
dude to have man crush on me you follow me around like a lost little bitch
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Dave, sometimes one hits a point when it's time to hang up the keyboard & do some thinking. You are over-due for this sir.
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Originally posted by fasthatch:
yelling in tae foreign language
took me a second to figure this one out..."THAI". i was gonna say...tae is something totally different in tagalog...lol
[ November 14, 2010, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: BUKSING ]
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Damn fastpatch payin for pussy again..go get that for free babytoy
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Eddie510-
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Originally posted by fasthatch:
Went to an Asian Massage place yesterday because my gf wouldn't put out. Very pretty girl with expierence. What was weird at the end is she was real careful with the used condem, like making sure
she didn't spill any. She left the room. I quickly dressed and went to leave out the back door. I past the last door on the right and she was in there putting my cum in a pastic little container.
She then labled it with a pen and put it in a refrigerator freezer. She then saw me and started yelling in tae foreign language, I walked towards her and she was shoving me away, I did a
Walter Payton spin, opened the freezer to grab it, there were like 30-40 in there, but after looking a few seconds I could see which one was mine as there was no frost on it. I grabbed it,
she had ran down the hall still yelling and went up stairs I could hear more than one of them running upstairs and starting to come down the stairs, so I ran outta the place. I parted next door
so I ran as fast as I could, got in my truck and left with the pedal to the metal. WTF do you think they are doing? I'll be damned if they are going to have my dna. DAMN, Weird.
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holly fuck that is weird! wow is this bunch of bs? lol
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Who still uses condoms?
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haha best story on CAfords yet haha, damn bro this a government operation to begin the VAMPIRE ROBOT NAZI that are also ZOMBIES apocalypse by using everyone's sperm DNA!!! Atleast there will be one less clone out there thanks to you. We should burn that place down haha
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LOL where did you copy and paste that one from.
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LOL where did you copy and paste that one from.
Exactly .a quick search shows a similar thread
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Originally posted by essasin:
LOL where did you copy and paste that one from.
Exactly .a quick search shows a similar thread
damn...too good to be true
http://www.yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=302071
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Wow, I don't even know what to say on this one...LOL I'll just take the free post...hahaha
I'll answer the condom question, there are lubricated condoms that do not contain nonoxynol-9 which is the sperm killer...lol
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Originally posted by BULLITTMAN:
Wow, I don't even know what to say on this one...LOL I'll just take the free post...hahaha
I'll answer the condom question, there are lubricated condoms that do not contain nonoxynol-9 which is the sperm killer...lol
lol! ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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damn cant go out and have sum fun without gettin F'ed over. crazy
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