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Nastysvt
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A man came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep'
The man was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
The man was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home....
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said the man.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"wake up! You shit in the bed!"
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Built 98 Cobra
Built C6 Z06
Daily TBSS
Posts: 2575 | From: Valley to the Bay | Registered: Jan 2006
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FireVert03
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Member # 9807
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Hahahahahahahahahaha LMAO
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1997 S/C cobra
2003 FireRed Cobra R.I.P
1995 Mustang GT
1989 Built 5.0(Sold)
Member of PBF
Posts: 1005 | From: Tijuana | Registered: Feb 2010
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50/50
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Member # 1724
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Marriage is like a Three ring circus.
There's the engagement ring.
The wedding ring.
And the suffering.
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Previously named: VenGeance, 5LiterFever, 50cal.
Drive safely. You wanna drive in it. Not DIE in it.
Posts: 499 | From: Stockton | Registered: Aug 2002
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90GT510
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Member # 9199
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LOL! At the first one. We haven't had a joke thread in a while
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Stay Sydewayz
Posts: 1725 | From: East Bay/Dallas, TX | Registered: May 2009
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NEIGHT
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Member # 8741
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Let er rip!
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-Savage Habits-
1992 Summer Edition
1986 Hatch- catfish killer
1964 Impala hard top
Posts: 18548 | From: EA$T $IDE REDWOOD CITY | Registered: Nov 2008
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SydeWaySix
CAFords OG
Member # 3596
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hahahaha
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2013 Boss 302 #356. Performance White. Stock.
1965 Fastback GT Restored to stock spec.
Posts: 9882 | From: Bay Area | Registered: Dec 2002
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Coyoteswapfox92
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LOL, that was too funny.
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1992 Coyote project under construction.
Posts: 1052 | From: Yuba City, Ca | Registered: Jan 2004
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1RaW03SvT
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Member # 9151
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hahaha thats hella funny good one ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Posts: 2159 | From: *SVTaDDicT* | Registered: May 2009
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