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FITTY
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so what do you do when you relize you dont have any tp...aftering taking a fat dookie?
hop in the shower or..... ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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DAMN.......... WHAT WAS THAT?
Posts: 58 | From: SACRAMENTO | Registered: Mar 2007
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wilit
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Pffffttt... Toilet paper? I wipe my bum with $100 bills. Never run out of those!
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Posts: 4793 | From: 37.78514° North 122.40100° West | Registered: Oct 2003
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FITTY
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well since im stuck on the toilet and i dont have any 100s laying around can u give me another solution
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DAMN.......... WHAT WAS THAT?
Posts: 58 | From: SACRAMENTO | Registered: Mar 2007
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89point.
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Use a towel then toss it or burn it, use a magazine hop inthe shower, get up go get some paper towels and try not to drop any shit along the way..
Posts: 2727 | From: martinez | Registered: Oct 2005
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venomous99
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u stand up and hold your butt cheeks in while u walk.
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Posts: 4811 | From: dc | Registered: Oct 2002
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90GT510
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lol literally, u hella funny.
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Posts: 1725 | From: East Bay/Dallas, TX | Registered: May 2009
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FITTY
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well im getting pretty tiered of sitting here...so i think im just gonna hop in the shower
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Posts: 58 | From: SACRAMENTO | Registered: Mar 2007
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svt306snake
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Originally posted by wilit:
Pffffttt... Toilet paper? I wipe my bum with $100 bills. Never run out of those!
thats right
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Posts: 5841 | From: SACRAMENTO "916" YA KNOW | Registered: Oct 2002
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Mr.Lucky
CAFords OG
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dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol
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Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002
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STANGBOY
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WIPE WIT YOUR FINGERS AND EAT IT AND DO DA SAME THING ALL OVER UNTILL UR SPANKIN CLEAN AND BRUSH UR TEETH AFTER ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) BUAWAAWAWAWAWAWA
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Posts: 2510 | From: SAN JOSE | Registered: Aug 2007
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87droptop50
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Use a sock !!!
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Posts: 3855 | From: SF | Registered: Oct 2006
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FITTY
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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol
i barely had enough time to unbuckle!!!!!!!
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Posts: 58 | From: SACRAMENTO | Registered: Mar 2007
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Mr.Lucky
CAFords OG
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Originally posted by FITTY:
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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol
i barely had enough time to unbuckle!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA lmfao you had me rolling with that reply. I cant lie ive had that feeling where youre cramping and doing "the dance" and release just as youre down to sit......... then you see no paper and go "F**K" lol i feel ya bro. Just given you shit (no pun intended lol)
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Good sellers/buyers: Stangs R Us, 1SicGt, sn4bwc, racsirx, WickedStang, Autumnstang97, cali95gt
Posts: 4197 | From: Manteca | Registered: Sep 2002
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FITTY
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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
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Originally posted by FITTY:
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Originally posted by bottled95GT??:
dumbass!!!! havent you ever heard the term "look before you sit or youll end up stuck with shit?" lol
i barely had enough time to unbuckle!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA lmfao you had me rolling with that reply. I cant lie ive had that feeling where youre cramping and doing "the dance" and release just as youre down to sit......... then you see no paper and go "F**K" lol i feel ya bro. Just given you shit (no pun intended lol)
LMAO
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DAMN.......... WHAT WAS THAT?
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50 Deep
Jockin 03 Cobras
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You got that Muudd Butt!!!
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Posts: 6043 | From: sacramento | Registered: Nov 2005
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