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Author Topic: Two Old Ladies And The Condom {very funny} DIRTY SALLY ¯ Member # 7845 posted                              Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local pharmacist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The bloke, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." then The pharmacist fainted. -------------------- --------- Savage Habits instagram @2cheezen Posts: 9145 | Registered: Aug 2007  |  : 1sicmaro ~ I <3 Moms ~ Member # 9734 posted                              -1 Posts: 231 | From: bay area | Registered: Jan 2010  |  : Ryan_LX ¯ Member # 7089 posted                              akward... -------------------- Jesus is king! Posts: 1718 | From: no where | Registered: Sep 2006  |  : SFvert Drama kids have no place here Member # 3965 posted                           lmfao! he fainted ahahaha -------------------- R.I.P. 89 LX Sold the 90 Vert, I bring the Amber Lamps!!! [IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/53/Epicbeardmanwin.jpg[/IMG] Posts: 3706 | From: the city by the bay | Registered: Jan 2004  |  : Smoked50 ¯ Member # 9592 posted                              hahahahahaha -------------------- 1993 4 Cyl - 68 RWHP I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those 25 seconds or less, I'm free. Posts: 2262 | From: EB | Registered: Nov 2009  |  :

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