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Posted by FATJOHN916 (Member # 9228) on :
 
Original ad:
Do not Use Lenny the Mechanic:
He has an ad on here for car repairs and I asked him to fix my blown head gasket. He showed up to my house, broke a bunch of parts and left. He has been avoiding me ever since. DO NOT USE THIS GUY.
Lenny, if you are reading this, you owe me an explanation.

From Me to ***************@***********.org:

Hey,

My apologies for bailing on your car. I know I have been hard to contact; I lost my phone and had to get a new e-mail address. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you.

Lenny

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

You could start by explaining yourself...

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Well, I was pretty baked when I showed up, and I had just eaten a bag of shrooms and taken three hits of acid. I thought I would be able to fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in, but I was wrong. While I was disconnecting the sensors, I started tripping pretty hard. At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. I freaked out and bashed it with a socket wrench, and then ran back to my car and got the hell out of there. I'm not sure what happened after that. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in a church confessional booth two days later. When I got back to my house, the State Police were there and told me they found my car abandoned in a car wash about 50 miles away. Needless to say, it has been a crazy weekend for me. That is why I was unable to fix your car.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Uh...not sure what to take from all that. You deemed it a good idea to take drugs before working on my car because...why?

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Honestly I forgot I had to work on your car. I remembered after I took the shrooms and acid. Once I get my car back from the police, I should be able to come over and finish working on your car. Oh by the way, sorry about the dump I took on your lawn. I was too embarrassed to go inside and ask to use the bathroom because it would have been obvious that I was tripping.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Unbelievable. I don't want you to do any more work on my car. I do want you to pay for the damage you did to my car. If you don't, I will take you to small claims court.

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Whoa man, why are you being such a dick? Not cool. If anything, you should be paying me. I seriously fucked up my hand when I hit your intake manifold with the wrench. It feels like I fractured it. I don't have any health insurance, and seeing as I got injured under your employment, I think you are obligated to pay for my medical bills.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Not a chance in hell. I think all those drugs you took fried your brain - you're fucked in the head if you think any of this is acceptable. If you don't pay the damages, we are going to have a problem.

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

I have another eighth of shrooms I can give you...will that cover it?

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

I'll take that as a yes?
 

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Posted by Luke87GT (Member # 21) on :
 
LOL

What in the world!
 

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Posted by Yaterstang (Member # 7659) on :
 
Dude is at least being honest with you. Try working on an engine hopped up on shrooms and acid. Its fucked up. You should be paying him! And losing your cellphone, come on. How many acid trips have you been on where you've actually kept your cellphone and email address? I freaking hate it when i lose my email address dont you?
 

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Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
OMG!!! Is this real?
 

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Posted by FATJOHN916 (Member # 9228) on :
 
yeah its real
 

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Posted by 1SLOWLX (Member # 558) on :
 
LOL... Where do you guys find these side job people.

[ March 20, 2010, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: 1SLOWLX ]
 

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Posted by SlowStockFox (Member # 1081) on :
 
u got to be fucking kidding me... r u for real and u couldnt tell this guy was high when he showed up? what did he come with a pipe wrench and a hammer. get real... u should ask questions b4 u choose someone to work on ur car and see what tools they have and what not. take this as a funny as story to tell in life and cut ur loss and get it fixed by some one who is clear minded and knows how to fix cars. lmao this is classic
 

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Posted by 2TONE (Member # 4216) on :
 
Damn...fu**in tweeker..that motherfu**er did every drug in the book..where did u find this piece of mierda at , I'd try and ban that tweek
 

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Posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT (Member # 8722) on :
 
that is some crazy shit can't believe its real
 

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Posted by Big block 66 f100 (Member # 8867) on :
 
i call
 

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Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :
 
Post the original ad if this for real
 

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Posted by SydeWaySix (Member # 3596) on :
 
Yea, seems like BS... but damn, he shitted on your lawn (HAHAHAHA sorry I had to laugh at that one!)
 

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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
ahahahahahaha *breath* hahahahaha jesus christ! i cant belive this. im speechless. the shit on the lawn is original
 

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Posted by FATJOHN916 (Member # 9228) on :
 

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Originally posted by venomous99:
Post the original ad if this for real

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na im cool if u don't believe it i don't give a fuck.
 

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Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 

 

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Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :
 

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:

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Originally posted by venomous99:
Post the original ad if this for real

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na im cool if u don't believe it i don't give a fuck.

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Originally posted by venomous99:

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:

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Originally posted by venomous99:
Post the original ad if this for real

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na im cool if u don't believe it i don't give a fuck.

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yeah..i gotta say id give u 2 out of 5 stars for trying. i dont give a fuck either..its your bad for getting the work done by a so called craigslist mechanic. lol

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:
yeah its real

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Originally posted by Yaterstang:

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:
yeah its real

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You are full of shit and a fat fuck that resembles a clown minus the makeup. How could you fucking play with us like that, considering how many CAfords mechanics might have actually tried doing this stunt to others. I wanted to believe this in its entirety. Because all the board has been lately is, this mechanic fucked me here, this mechanic fucked me there. Shit, sounds like the board is full of shade trees and tightwads with their cash. Everybody stop fucking around with the shadies and send your shit to AED or someother reputable shop. Pay full price and get full service. Or skimp out and get some crackhead high on shrooms, weed and acid to work on your headgasket.

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wow ur a dumb fuck !! Its not my fault u read to much into it i thought it was real and i never said it was me. so i guess ill have to explain shit more so retards like u dont get ur panties in a bunch.
 

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Posted by bigjerry (Member # 6033) on :
 

 

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Posted by Duncan Motors (Member # 7045) on :
 
this was hilarious thanks for the good laugh regardless lol!
 

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Posted by JohnB (Member # 969) on :
 

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Originally posted by Yaterstang:

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:
yeah its real

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You are full of shit and a fat fuck that resembles a clown minus the makeup. How could you fucking play with us like that, considering how many CAfords mechanics might have actually tried doing this stunt to others. I wanted to believe this in its entirety. Because all the board has been lately is, this mechanic fucked me here, this mechanic fucked me there. Shit, sounds like the board is full of shade trees and tightwads with their cash. Everybody stop fucking around with the shadies and send your shit to AED or someother reputable shop. Pay full price and get full service. Or skimp out and get some crackhead high on shrooms, weed and acid to work on your headgasket.

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:
my favorite one is disguised weapons lol

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:

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Originally posted by Yaterstang:

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Originally posted by FATJOHN916:
yeah its real

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You are full of shit and a fat fuck that resembles a clown minus the makeup. How could you fucking play with us like that, considering how many CAfords mechanics might have actually tried doing this stunt to others. I wanted to believe this in its entirety. Because all the board has been lately is, this mechanic fucked me here, this mechanic fucked me there. Shit, sounds like the board is full of shade trees and tightwads with their cash. Everybody stop fucking around with the shadies and send your shit to AED or someother reputable shop. Pay full price and get full service. Or skimp out and get some crackhead high on shrooms, weed and acid to work on your headgasket.

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wow ur a dumb fuck !! Its not my fault u read to much into it i thought it was real and i never said it was me. so i guess ill have to explain shit more so retards like u dont get ur panties in a bunch.

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Im just fuckin around like you FJ916. I knew your post was full of shit, look at my first reply. And were did you get retard from, my profile doesnt say retardstang? Or dumfuckstang!

[ March 21, 2010, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Yaterstang ]
 

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Posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT (Member # 8722) on :
 

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Originally posted by asskickn88:
Its from a website, this guy finds peoples ads and fucks with them. web page

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I like the one about the grill and neighbors wife hilarious funny shit
 

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Posted by 331 coupe (Member # 8396) on :
 
fatjohn916 did you used to own a lt1 car about a year and a half ago?
 

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Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on :
 

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Originally posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT:

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Originally posted by asskickn88:
Its from a website, this guy finds peoples ads and fucks with them. web page

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I like the one about the grill and neighbors wife hilarious funny shit

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Originally posted by 331 coupe:
fatjohn916 did you used to own a lt1 car about a year and a half ago?

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