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Posted by fasthatch (Member # 7277) on :
 
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Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'


Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home...

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.


A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.

'It's no big deal.'


He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.


As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"BOB, wake up! You just shit the bed!"
 
Posted by 1 Bad Stang (Member # 9592) on :
 
Hahahahaha
 
Posted by firelink74 (Member # 9071) on :
 
oooooh shit that was a good one
 
Posted by 90fox5.0 (Member # 9338) on :
 
hahahaha fuk.
 
Posted by drop88stang (Member # 9650) on :
 
OOH Sh!t Thats hella funny
 
Posted by Slowback (Member # 6348) on :
 
My girl even laugh at that one [dance]
 
Posted by Blue92 (Member # 8789) on :
 
hahahaha. I was hesitating to read your post but, there was proper grammer and spelling. I actually was able to read it! Copy & paste FTW! [Razz]
 




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