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DIRTY SALLY
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yesterday leaving starbucks i ran into a nice looking older lady she was about 31 years old looked ok, she asked me if i wanted to come over and watch a movie with her i said well ok like i got anything else to do, during the movie things got heated up and we went up stairs and fucked like test bunnies, layin in bed i herd the front door open and some guy says, honey im home..... [Confused] i looked at her and she yelled you gotta go, fuck my shirt i quickly jumped out the window, and im there hanging from the window seal, listin to the man talk to his wife they started fuckin during the sex rampage while im still hanging from the window the man stops and says he has to pee instead of walkin to the bathroom he fuckin gose out the window [Mad] after hes done takin a piss he quickley gets sick and then pukes out the window and walks back in, think this is a bad afternoon i looked down and seen that im only 3 feet from the ground [Mad]

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I got a picture!!

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wtf?

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Originally posted by Tha91SiCkNeSs:
wtf?

It NEVER makes sense.....

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Could've been worse. He could've taken a shit. [patriot]
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or throw the used condom out the window

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your a strange dude.
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You must get a lot of jokes forwarded to your email.
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quote:
Originally posted by CALiFORNIAGT:
yesterday leaving starbucks i ran into a nice looking older lady she was about 31 years old looked ok, she asked me if i wanted to come over and watch a movie with her i said well ok like i got anything else to do, during the movie things got heated up and we went up stairs and fucked like test bunnies, layin in bed i herd the front door open and some guy says, honey im home..... [Confused] i looked at her and she yelled you gotta go, fuck my shirt i quickly jumped out the window, and im there hanging from the window seal, listin to the man talk to his wife they started fuckin during the sex rampage while im still hanging from the window the man stops and says he has to pee instead of walkin to the bathroom he fuckin gose out the window [Mad] after hes done takin a piss he quickley gets sick and then pukes out the window and walks back in, think this is a bad afternoon i looked down and seen that im only 3 feet from the ground [Mad]

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quote:
Originally posted by 50 Deep:
quote:
Originally posted by Tha91SiCkNeSs:
wtf?

It NEVER makes sense.....
LMAO!!
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That's one twisted fantasy.
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Too much of this shit:

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so u go into home of random people u dont know?ur one of those kids who would have went into a strangers car if they told u they had candy?..3 feet would have still been a big jump for you..next time u shud invite her husband. [Wink]
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This happened to another guy once in a milk carton with a blue dragon.

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