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LSFairmont
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Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '
Posts: 3653 | From: the land of the lost | Registered: Sep 2005
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SLOWBACK 67
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Lmao
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Originally posted by turbo50:
I have no intenions of keeping anyones parts or taking anyones money.
Posts: 8582 | From: Vallejo | Registered: Dec 2005
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DIRTY SALLY
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AHAHAHA LMFAO ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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TEAM PLATINUM
Member # 8722
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Lol that's a good one
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TEAM PLATINUM
87LX:(D D) ORANGE coupe
94GT:(427) Its a BEAST on the streets but in the garage it stays ASLEEP. N/A
Posts: 1313 | From: RICHMOND/sanpablo | Registered: Oct 2008
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50 Deep
Jockin 03 Cobras
Member # 6216
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Niice. I gotta try that
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Scoop
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haha ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif) i need to get my self some health insurance bwahahah ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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SPIDER_STANG
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Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
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02 GT Conv Sold
92 LX coup Sold
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Spurs, Saints, Dodgers! We win baby!!
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89 306
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LOL VERY GOOD JOKE !!
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89 lx: 306. edelbrock. heads..ported gt 40 manifolds..and all that other good stuff.
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87droptop50
Go Giants!
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Lmao
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HighSpeed Motorsports
87Mustang Gt Conv kurgan tuned
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CompSVT
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Lmfao!!!!
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NEIGHT
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quote:
Originally posted by 50 Deep:
Niice. I gotta try that
+1 LMAO
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1992 Summer Edition
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1964 Impala hard top
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Diamond Dave
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quote:
Originally posted by 93EXCHP:
quote:
Originally posted by 50 Deep:
Niice. I gotta try that
+1 LMAO
LOL, +2!
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Venomousnotch
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LMFAO.....
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