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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="99%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#000000"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#000099"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>T O P I C R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>302 DROP</b> <br /><small>Member # 1323</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2008,8,16,2,36,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> A Mexican from Monterrey found himself in Dallas and decided to<br />approach a<br />prostitute.<br />He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"<br />"$100," she replied.<br />"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.<br />Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.<br />He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I pay you $300 to do it<br />Messiccan-style."<br />Again she declined.<br />Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I give you $500<br />to<br />go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"<br />Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over<br />ten<br />years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request<br />from<br />weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"<br />After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him<br />and<br />said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and<br />disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"<br />The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday<br />when I<br />get my check."<br /> <br /> <small>[ September 16, 2008, 02:43 AM: Message edited by: 302 DROP ]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>atsuki</b> <br /><small>Member # 8628</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2008,8,16,2,43,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE ONE BRO <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>SILVER PATRON COUPE</b> <br /><small>Member # 8169</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2008,8,16,3,10,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> HAHA YEA BOI DATS HOW WE DO IT <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>302 DROP</b> <br /><small>Member # 1323</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2008,8,16,3,14,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> thats how u do it....lol i never pay 4 pooh nani<br /> <br /> <small>[ September 16, 2008, 03:14 AM: Message edited by: 302 DROP ]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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