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Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
Whenever I go out I hear the same shit over and over. "when are you going to be home?" I don't know is the answer I always give because its the truth and if I tell her a time and I dont make it home by that time then I'm a lier or I'm not true to my word or some bullshit.

Today she is FINALLY going out. Thank GOD!! I decide to ask her when she'll be home. Not that I really give a rats ass because I don't but wanted to see what she said. Answer. "I don't know." [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

So I bring that to her attention and she just flipped out on me over the phone and hung up. I called her back and asked, "your still making dinner right?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin women [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :
 
yup women just put it in your back pocket and wait for the next argument but know this youl never win a battle with a women they have no reasoning just smile and say your right honey [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by NavidR (Member # 3164) on :
 
so whats for dinner?
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by NavidR:
so whats for dinner?
whatever i end up making lol she's pissed off
 
Posted by 166 Merlot (Member # 1549) on :
 
i've learned over the years that fighting fire with fire (with women) only digs the hole you're in deeper.
 
Posted by THE CHOSEN ONE (Member # 6832) on :
 
WOMEN ARE CRAZY AND THEY ALWAYS WANT EVERYTHIN TO GO THERE WAY IF NOT BE READY TO SEE SOME FLYIN DISHES AND CUPS LOL
 
Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
Dude....J Dub you are the man. You should be a poet. You know how many times this has happened to me. Jesus christ, give me a minute to be alone or with my friends for a while with out worrying about shit. Thanks you for that post...I was LMAO for a while. [worship]
 
Posted by 532Fastback (Member # 1482) on :
 
haha thats true. glad you opened her eyes to her dumb questions. i do it all the time with my gf.
 
Posted by 2fstfru (Member # 453) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jdub07:
Whenever I go out I hear the same shit over and over. "when are you going to be home?" I don't know is the answer I always give because its the truth and if I tell her a time and I dont make it home by that time then I'm a lier or I'm not true to my word or some bullshit.

Today she is FINALLY going out. Thank GOD!! I decide to ask her when she'll be home. Not that I really give a rats ass because I don't but wanted to see what she said. Answer. "I don't know." [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

So I bring that to her attention and she just flipped out on me over the phone and hung up. I called her back and asked, "your still making dinner right?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin women [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]
LMAO you are on the money. The Same exact words come out from my wife. The famous "what time will you be back".....lol
 
Posted by 532Fastback (Member # 1482) on :
 
Read this yesterday while at work

NICKNAMES


If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.


If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT


When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.


When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS


A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .


The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS


A woman has the last word in any argument.


Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


MARRIAGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


A man marries a woman expecting her not to change, but she does.


DRESSING UP


A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.


A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL


Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.


Women usually somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING


Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.

She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, birthdays, secret fears and hopes and dreams


A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


A married man should forget every mistake he's ever made.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
So this morning I wake up at 6:30 and see she is in bed. I didn't even know she got home. When I get home she pretends she's fast asleep but I already know she's been sitting staring at the clock.

In any case I get up and start getting ready for work. Being the nice guy I am I ask her if they had fun last night. She said yeah it was fun. Me: "cool" (continue to get ready for work)
Wife: "arent' you going to ask what we did?"
Me: "ok,...what did you do?"
Wife: "well do you really want to know or are you just asking because I said something"
Me: "just asking cause you said something"
Wife: "don't you want to know WHERE we went?"
Me: "not really, as long as ya'll have fun for once."
Wife: "aren't you suspisious because I got home so late?"
Me: "LOL I didn't even know you got home till the alarm went of hahahaha, and why would I be suspisious? So does that mean your suspisious of me whenever I go out or come home late???!"
Baby: (CRYING)
Wife: (gets up and tends to baby and conversation over)

hahahahahahh

'the end'
 
Posted by Insurance Dude (Member # 8241) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jdub07:
So this morning I wake up at 6:30 and see she is in bed. I didn't even know she got home. When I get home she pretends she's fast asleep but I already know she's been sitting staring at the clock.

In any case I get up and start getting ready for work. Being the nice guy I am I ask her if they had fun last night. She said yeah it was fun. Me: "cool" (continue to get ready for work)
Wife: "arent' you going to ask what we did?"
Me: "ok,...what did you do?"
Wife: "well do you really want to know or are you just asking because I said something"
Me: "just asking cause you said something"
Wife: "don't you want to know WHERE we went?"
Me: "not really, as long as ya'll have fun for once."
Wife: "aren't you suspisious because I got home so late?"
Me: "LOL I didn't even know you got home till the alarm went of hahahaha, and why would I be suspisious? So does that mean your suspisious of me whenever I go out or come home late???!"
Baby: (CRYING)
Wife: (gets up and tends to baby and conversation over)

hahahahahahh

'the end'
i get the same kinda stuff from my wife and when ever she does that i aways either do one of two things. i invite her to were i am going. usually she says no but even if she says yes i let her tag along (i know you can not do this since you have a kid) or i strait up say "if you trust me it doesnt matter." and i go on about how she has no reason not to trust me since i have never given her one. that usually works for me but everyone is diffrent.
 
Posted by venomous99 (Member # 1917) on :
 
haha...thats all good stuff. i learned after being in my 5 year relationship that the fights tend to level off when you realize that there is no winning in these arguments and the success of the relationship is dependant on how much bs you can tolerate. lol
all that drama and those worries quickly go away when you get a lil sumsum every night..lol

[ June 20, 2008, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: venomous99 ]
 
Posted by Bronco Man (Member # 8401) on :
 
You guys are right on the money. I work out of my house and if she comes home from work early she looks at me and says what are you doing, why don't you get out and go to work? I say I am working, you know website and taking orders by phone, and she just shakes her head and leaves, whats up with that crap? Then they always say stuff while they walk away and when you ask them what they said they say "nothing". Or if you ask whats wrong they always say "nothing" then I say then quit acting like a jerk, and whats for dinner. HAhahahaha. Of course the jokes on me because I cook better than her so guess who's making dinner?, ME.
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
I got you all beat.

Last week I did the one thing you never do to your gf or wife. I was even sober at the time but felt it needed to be nipped in the butt before it got out of hand. And no I wasn't even cheating.

I sent my wife an e-mail telling her I feel she needs to lose a little weight.

E-mail wasn't so short or blunt like it sounds. Had a bunch of mushy BS in hopes I'd still get some nookie nookie some day. I caught a ton of flack by it but we're married...supposed to be honest right? and what is she gonna do really? Leave? hahahaha yeah right. So it's actually worked and she's lost over 5lbs. in a week and has totally changed her eating habbits.

She says today she's glad I said something even though it was shallow. She knew she was getting a little overweight but didn't think it bothered me as much as it does. Being the shallow person I am I just came out and said something about it.

In return though I have to spend more time with her. Which is cool as long as she isn't bitchin about money, kids, work or just stays quiet LMAO! [patriot]
 
Posted by Insurance Dude (Member # 8241) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jdub07:
I got you all beat.

Last week I did the one thing you never do to your gf or wife. I was even sober at the time but felt it needed to be nipped in the butt before it got out of hand. And no I wasn't even cheating.

I sent my wife an e-mail telling her I feel she needs to lose a little weight.

E-mail wasn't so short or blunt like it sounds. Had a bunch of mushy BS in hopes I'd still get some nookie nookie some day. I caught a ton of flack by it but we're married...supposed to be honest right? and what is she gonna do really? Leave? hahahaha yeah right. So it's actually worked and she's lost over 5lbs. in a week and has totally changed her eating habbits.

She says today she's glad I said something even though it was shallow. She knew she was getting a little overweight but didn't think it bothered me as much as it does. Being the shallow person I am I just came out and said something about it.

In return though I have to spend more time with her. Which is cool as long as she isn't bitchin about money, kids, work or just stays quiet LMAO! [patriot]
damn man it takes balls to say that to your wife but if you had the best interest of you as a couple and helping her make you happy. then shit thats the right thing to do. if more husbands told thier wives that shit we would have more Milfs in the world and lets face it thats a better world!
 
Posted by 92_chp (Member # 5574) on :
 
wow guys very funny stuff.

so I'm very young have a girlfriend. So am getting scare of being married one day, all this story's. hahaha
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 92_chp:
wow guys very funny stuff.

so I'm very young have a girlfriend. So am getting scare of being married one day, all this story's. hahaha
BE afraid, VERY afraid!

nah...it's not all bad. It's just like a car...you have to keep it maintained. Only thing is you can't wait every 3000 miles to do so.
 
Posted by turbo50 (Member # 6700) on :
 
I guess I am lucky with my wife about this one. We dont bitch at each other over this topic, but there are some topics we do bitch at each other over.

Our only rule is that we both have to be home by 4am each night.
 
Posted by 2stangs69-91 (Member # 1951) on :
 
Jdub07 lol all I can say is enjoy your divorce, and start figuring out now which 1/2 your stuff you don't want.

[ June 20, 2008, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: 2stangs69-91 ]
 
Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :
 
OMG that used to get me so pissed off with my ex,..to the point where i would just hang up on her as soon as she said "what do you mean you dont know!" [Mad]

I'm at where I'm at and I be where I be. lol

[ June 20, 2008, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: CLEEN 50 ]
 
Posted by 9cobra7 (Member # 2812) on :
 
Honestly my mom said it best after 2 marriages. If we could just live in separate houses and get together for sex and dinners and an occasional movie and vacation that is house women and men should be married. We just think to differently and have different thoughts which conflict with each other. It's just plain human nature and who's to say who's right and wrong between the sexes. It made alot of sense to me especially hearing it from a woman's point of view. Now we just make the women see my mom's view.
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
I love my wife and dont regret getting married,...but I will say, I'd never get married again if some act of God took her away from me.

I feel confident in saying Never in this case.
 
Posted by z pyro (Member # 3745) on :
 
lol your wife sounds like too much work. I won't get married until I find a girl who will never, ever do that drama bullshit
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
UPDATE:

10 months ago I told my wife she was getting a little rounder than I felt adiquit (in so many words).

Since then she's lost 35 pounds, started some p90x workout as of last week, we are still married, I still get nooky and the best part it doesn't hurt when she's on top! hahahahahahahah

I just noticed this morning she's looking pretty good again and it reminded me of this post. So don't be Skerd, be honest tell her if you aren't happy with something. Thats what they all want honesty right.
 
Posted by bottled95GT?? (Member # 1772) on :
 
lol i told my woman she was getting big, and she took that as an invitation to get bigger while telling me to fuck off [BS flag] having a kid doesnt give you that right, you gain, you deliver, you lose! not gain, deliver, gain jabba gain. [Eek!]
 
Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
YUP WHEN I WIT MY CHICK SHE ALWAYS YAK AT ME ABOUT MY CAR
 
Posted by 89bluenotch (Member # 7454) on :
 
jdubb but is she still nag'n you?? lol. i got that problem it was like pulling teeth trying to get my girl to let me go down to knotts with the guys this last weekend. slowly but surely its getting better over here too.
 
Posted by JOEFOX87 (Member # 8331) on :
 
Hey Jdub, I hope she's not looking at this post. LMFAO!!! [Smile] [burnout]
 
Posted by fr5.0 (Member # 8652) on :
 
wow this one got pulled from the depths, oh well ill comment any way! im hella bigger than my wife so i just take her favorite toys and hold em over my head till she starts to act right hahahahahahahaha lolzzzzzzzzz!!!!
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[ April 21, 2009, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: fr5.0 ]
 
Posted by Bigjerry916 (Member # 8787) on :
 
lol my grl was bitchn at me cus i left for an hr to meet with some local people!!
 
Posted by Five Decimal Zero (Member # 1251) on :
 
Holy shit... I still remember this post! hahaha!
 
Posted by SLPR93 (Member # 8769) on :
 
not mine i bought her a stang and i get to buy what ever i want for the car and she pays for it some times lol this is her -
 
Posted by Fast92lxcoupe (Member # 8221) on :
 
THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I LISTEN TO THIS WHEN MY GIRL MAKES ME MAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKm9hfxcHE8
 
Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
LOL YOUR GIRL DOSE BURNOUTS MAN LUCKEY ASS! I DID A BURN OUT ON DUBLIN BLVD HEADED TO THE MOVIES AND SHE HIT ME AND TOLD ME TO TAKE HER HOME LOL
 
Posted by Jdub07 (Member # 2728) on :
 
hell yeah she still nags me
 
Posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT (Member # 8722) on :
 
Dub and every one else I can relate to everything u guys said but what pisses me of is when she thinks I'm cheating when I'm working on the stang and don't spend time with her
 
Posted by 87GTCOBRA (Member # 7845) on :
 
[worship] [worship] thats happens to many times lol!
 
Posted by 89bluenotch (Member # 7454) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT:
Dub and every one else I can relate to everything u guys said but what pisses me of is when she thinks I'm cheating when I'm working on the stang and don't spend time with her
lol god damn i get that too i wish my mustang had a vagina so i wouldn't have to hear my gf bitch. i have a buddy that dated a mute girl for a long time, he said it was the best relationship he ever had
 
Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 89bluenotch:
quote:
Originally posted by 427 StRoKeR 94 GT:
Dub and every one else I can relate to everything u guys said but what pisses me of is when she thinks I'm cheating when I'm working on the stang and don't spend time with her
lol god damn i get that too i wish my mustang had a vagina so i wouldn't have to hear my gf bitch. i have a buddy that dated a mute girl for a long time, he said it was the best relationship he ever had
Haha
 
Posted by 1nastycobra (Member # 6431) on :
 
damn, i thought i was the only one going through these situations..she always tells me i spend too much time and money working on the car and not on her..lol..These girls want us to spoil them like the car..haha..thats just jealously!! [patriot] ..she knows im playing though, she goes on here more than i do so she'll probably read this..lol..oh well

[ April 22, 2009, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: 1nastycobra ]
 




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