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FoRdGiRl
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January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'... isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's... they are so ha rd to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December ; ; ;
Couldn't call 911 'duh'... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house s he went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Posts: 1881 | From: rescue | Registered: Dec 2005
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SmokinLX
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Posts: 4388 | From: East Bay | Registered: Aug 2002
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Pure Stang
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lol
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R.I.P Willie Guzman (5ltrsvt) you will be missed brother.
04/24/87 - 11/23/2012
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89 lx- next project
Posts: 6497 | From: San Jose | Registered: Nov 2006
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2stangs69-91
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My favorite
How can you tell when a blonde secratary is having a bad day?.....
Sha has a Tampon tucked behind her ear and she can not find her pencil.
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1991 LX hatch getting a make over
1994 F150 4X4 351
2006 Yamaha V-max 1200 Modded
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sleeping stallion
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not to bash on blondes or anything but i thought it was a funny one
what do blondes and bricks have in common
they both get laid by mexicans
im mexican so no racism
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Posts: 1650 | From: Modesto ca | Registered: Jan 2008
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2stangs69-91
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uh I heard that joke as fat white chicks...I guess they could be blonde ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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69 Mustang on hold
1991 LX hatch getting a make over
1994 F150 4X4 351
2006 Yamaha V-max 1200 Modded
Posts: 3711 | From: Redding | Registered: Oct 2002
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Camaro Kid Z/28
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quote:
Originally posted by sleeping stallion:
not to bash on blondes or anything but i thought it was a funny one
what do blondes and bricks have in common
they both get laid by mexicans
im mexican so no racism
So true!
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"4-eyes forever essay!"
Posts: 6432 | From: 408 | Registered: Jul 2003
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1FAST89GT
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quote:
Originally posted by 2stangs69-91:
uh I heard that joke as fat white chicks...I guess they could be blonde
thats how i heard it too
Posts: 4915 | From: VALLEJO | Registered: May 2004
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92stangLX
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Blond gets pulled over for speeding on the way to work.
Blond: "Officer I just got a ticket last week. If you give me another one I'll loose my license. Is there any other way we can take care of this?"
Officer: "Well, there is one way"
The officer unzips his pants.
Blond: "Oh no not the breathilizer again!"
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Posts: 5302 | From: San Francisco | Registered: Sep 2003
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