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THE BURNED OUT GYNECOLOGIST:

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on
the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands
would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto
mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college ;what was involved, signed
up
for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
a
score of 150%. Fearing an er ror, he called the instructor saying, "I
don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered
if
there has been an error that needs adjusting?"
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went
on
to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the
muffler.

[ September 20, 2007, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: 1FAST89GT ]

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