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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="99%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#000000"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#000099"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>T O P I C R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>solbrothers</b> <br /><small>Member # 7524</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,2,18,57,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Last week was my birthday <br />and I didn't feel very well <br />waking up on that morning. <br />I went downstairs for breakfast <br />hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, <br />"Happy Birthday!", <br />and possibly have a small present for me. <br /><br />As it turned out, <br />she barely said good morning, <br />let alone <br />" Happy Birthday." <br /><br />I thought... <br /><br />Well, that's marriage for you, <br />but the kids... <br />They will remember. <br /><br />My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast <br />and didn't say a word. <br />So when I left for the office, <br />I felt pretty low <br />and somewhat despondent. <br /><br />As I walked into my office, <br />my secretary Jane said, <br />"Good Morning Boss, <br />and by the way <br />Happy Birthday ! " <br />It felt a little better <br />that at least someone had remembered. <br /><br />I worked until one o'clock , <br />when Jane knocked on my door <br />and said, "You know, <br />It's such a beautiful day outside, <br />and it is your Birthday, <br />what do you say we go out to lunch, <br />just you and me." <br />I said, "Thanks, Jane, <br />that's the greatest thing <br />I've heard all day. <br />Let's go !" <br /><br />We went to lunch. <br />But we didn't go <br />where we normally would go. <br />She chose instead at a quiet bistro <br />with a private table. <br />We had two martinis each <br />and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. <br /><br />On the way back to the office, <br />Jane said, "You know, <br />It's such a beautiful day... <br />We don't need to go straight back to the office, <br />Do We ?" <br /><br />I responded, <br />"I guess not. <br />What do you have in mind ?" <br />She said, <br />"Let's drop by my apartment, <br />it's just around the corner After arriving at her apartment, <br />Jane turned to me and said, <br />" Boss, if you don't mind, <br />I'm going to step into the bedroom <br />for just a moment. <br />I'll be right back." <br />"Ok." I nervously replied. <br /><br />She went into the bedroom and, <br />after a couple of minutes, <br />she came out <br />carrying a huge birthday cake ... <br />Followed <br />by my wife, <br />my kids, <br />and dozens of my friends <br />and co-workers, <br />all singing "Happy Birthday". <br /><br />while i sat there<br /><br />On the couch... <br /><br />Naked <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>95slow50</b> <br /><small>Member # 2804</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,2,19,10,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> ha ha... ouuuch <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>solbrothers</b> <br /><small>Member # 7524</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,2,19,16,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by 95slow50:<br /><strong> ha ha... ouuuch </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>89FoxLX</b> <br /><small>Member # 7197</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,2,20,24,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Happy birthday if it really is! Just get drunk and do this <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> ...it will make all your problems go away. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>BlackNGold</b> <br /><small>Member # 655</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,2,22,25,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Damn it!....I hate it when that happens....lol<br /><br /><br />Good one... <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>solbrothers</b> <br /><small>Member # 7524</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,2,22,31,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by BlackNGold:<br /><strong> Damn it!....I hate it when that happens....lol<br /><br /><br />Good one... </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">lol .thanks <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Jdub07</b> <br /><small>Member # 2728</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,3,0,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> at least you was in his birthday suit <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>solbrothers</b> <br /><small>Member # 7524</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2007,7,3,1,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Jdub07:<br /><strong> at least you was in his birthday suit </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">lmao!! <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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