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Originally posted by FoRdGiRl:
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story

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Bum-Bum, CHING!!! [applause]
 

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Posted by 66backinblack (Member # 5372) on :
 
lol, thats why i call it the "big mistake"
 

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Posted by F8LSN8K (Member # 7080) on :
 
lmao!
 

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Posted by xcessive50 (Member # 2995) on :
 
my wife would have got slapped talkin that kinda shit.
 

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Posted by F8LSN8K (Member # 7080) on :
 

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Originally posted by xcessive50:
my wife would have got slapped talkin that kinda shit.

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why i would never...........maybe dick slap, thats bout it, but then it wouldnt really teach her a lesson cuz she'll like it!

[ May 23, 2007, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: F8LSN8K ]
 

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Posted by xcessive50 (Member # 2995) on :
 
HA HA i'm just kiddin but seriously, i wouldnt be in that kind of disrespectful marriage

[ May 23, 2007, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: xcessive50 ]
 

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Posted by Pure Stang (Member # 7251) on :
 
LOL funny good why to ease up the tencion of finals
 

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Posted by FoRdGiRl (Member # 6279) on :
 
thought you guys would like it and i personally think shes a pimp for that id let my husband go out to bars and stuff w friends but definitly could see myself doing that hahaha
 

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Posted by BlkPina (Member # 934) on :
 
my step-mom is like that... she would drive me nutz!
 

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Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :
 
lolz!
 

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Posted by 1Sicgt (Member # 714) on :
 
Ya the shit might be true if you are a newlywed. Wait a few years then its "get your own damn beer you lazy shit!!!"
 

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Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :
 
Marriage = Game over
 

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Posted by Jmir018 (Member # 1414) on :
 

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Originally posted by 1Sicgt:
Ya the shit might be true if you are a newlywed. Wait a few years then its "get your own damn beer you lazy shit!!!"

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That's why you upgrade.
 

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Posted by BCINGUU (Member # 2397) on :
 
I was thinking damn, she bought beer? And she offered to bring him one? In a cold glass? And then make snacks?

Who is this woman? I'd sure as hell stay home with her.
 

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Posted by NorCalRydaz (Member # 3233) on :
 
marriage
 

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