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Topic: How to see if you son is gay [JOKE]
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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how good looking Brian's roommate, Kevin, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Kevin, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Kevin than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Kevin and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Kevin came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Kevin, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Kevin. But the fact remains that if Kevin is sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
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COPFITY
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ohhhhhhhhh shit! hahahaha thats some cold shit.. she put the gravy laddle in his bed.
good one nate
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Mr.Lucky
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This is old and a twisted version of the original.... originally it was a "Father/ Pastor" and his house maid.
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Ls1camaro00
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LMAO !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA ...that was a god one
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RED89GT
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Awsome... LMAO
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