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Topic: whats your favorite chuck norris fact?
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sic70stang
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
these are mine...
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Posts: 6943 | From: California | Registered: Jul 2005
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adower
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Chuck norris's tears heal
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essasin
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Chuck Norris does not believe in science, the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
There is no such thing as infertile women just women who have not slept with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not jump, instead, the earth moves down and up.
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essasin
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
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hidnn.o.s.
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NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
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R.I.P. Willie G. You are missed on this forum
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I know for a fact his name is Carlos. I read his book.
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Drive safely. You wanna drive in it. Not DIE in it.
Posts: 499 | From: Stockton | Registered: Aug 2002
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Ty
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chuck norris does not sleep he waits
behind chuck norris/ beard is not a chin but another fist
since chuck norris' birth round house kick related deaths have gone up 3000%
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Posts: 1400 | From: vallejo | Registered: Oct 2004
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SFvert
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quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
BWAHAHA!
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castor
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Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
Chuck "Snore-ish."
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Posts: 1457 | From: San Francisco | Registered: Apr 2003
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2stangs69-91
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Chuch Norris is Probably richer than all you guys clowning on him put together LOL. Hows that for a fact.
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Posts: 3711 | From: Redding | Registered: Oct 2002
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castor
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1. Chuck Norris has 2 speeds, WALK & KILL.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN!
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Wildfire532FB
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quote:
Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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essasin
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Originally posted by 2stangs69-91:
Chuch Norris is Probably richer than all you guys clowning on him put together LOL. Hows that for a fact.
LOL. We are not mocking him at all, its a phenomenon called Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris has even seen these facts and got a kick out of them. It started a while ago on some other forum and has catched on to other discussion boards. I remember it got so big on the off topic anandtech forum that they banned memembers. It got so out of hand, it generated a whole page of threads about Chuck Norris facts.
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94gt
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Originally posted by essasin:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
twice.
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Posts: 5777 | From: Beavercreek, OH | Registered: Jul 2003
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svt306snake
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Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:
NONE, THE GUY IS LAME
YOU ARE A NUT MAN BUT TRUE
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Posts: 5841 | From: SACRAMENTO "916" YA KNOW | Registered: Oct 2002
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uh0h50
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The good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh.
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Posts: 2926 | From: Bay Area 510 | Registered: Jul 2003
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DLo
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I f*cked Chuck Norris and he gave me a reach around.
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Posts: 1879 | From: Bay Area, CA | Registered: Oct 2005
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N8
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
lol
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asskickn88
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Originally posted by DLo:
I f*cked Chuck Norris and he gave me a reach around.
If he gave you a reach around then he was fucking you.....
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Abandon him.
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BlueOvalRacing
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I'm with Don on this one, but there is one I liked -
"When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris"
Posts: 1159 | From: Pioneer | Registered: Jul 2002
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Ls1camaro00
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Originally posted by 94gt:
quote:
Originally posted by essasin:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
twice.
damn you beat me to it lol
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Ls1camaro00
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chuck norris doesnt tea bag he potato sacks
Chuck norris's tears can cure cancer too bad he has never cried
Chuck norris round house kicked Bruce Lee in half and made Jet Lee and Jackie Chan
there's mine
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BUKSING
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chuck norris does infomercials and sells an all in one home gym. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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