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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="99%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#000000"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#000099"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>T O P I C R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Cobra5.0Jeep</b> <br /><small>Member # 1482</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,9,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I found this on myspace...LOL<br /><br /><br />Chevrolet<br /><br />-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips<br /><br />-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time<br /><br />-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time<br /><br />-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques<br /><br />"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."<br /><br />Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?<br /><br />A. Push it off a cliff.<br /><br />Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?<br /><br />A. The bus schedule.<br /><br />Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my<br /><br />Chevy"?<br /><br />A. Sounds like a fair trade.<br /><br />Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?<br /><br />A. A miracle?<br /><br />Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?<br /><br />A. A mirage.<br /><br />Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?<br /><br />A. Fill up the gas tank.<br /><br />Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?<br /><br />A. Customized.<br /><br />Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?<br /><br />A. Turn the engine off.<br /><br />Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?<br /><br />A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.<br /><br />Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?<br /><br />A. Shock absorbers.<br /><br />Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?<br /><br />A. Park it between two Fords<br /><br />CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.<br /><br />CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.<br /><br />CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.<br /><br />CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.<br /><br />CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed<br /><br />CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet<br /><br />GMC= Garage Man's Companion<br /><br />GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming<br /><br />GMC= Gay Mans Chariot<br /><br />GM= General Mistake<br /><br />GM= Glued Metal<br /><br />IROC= I Run On Credit<br /><br />IROC= I'm a retard out cruising<br /><br />IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising<br /><br />IROC= I reek of cologne<br /><br />IROC= I really own crap<br /><br />Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter<br /><br />SS= Super Slow<br /><br />RS - Really Slow<br /><br />CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.<br /> <img src="http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/700/1238/21347.jpg" alt=" - " /><br /> <br /> <small>[ March 22, 2006, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: Cobra5.0Jeep ]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>SydeWayzSix</b> <br /><small>Member # 2222</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,10,41,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> goooooooooo foooooooooooord! <img border="0" alt="[patriot]" title="" src="graemlins/patriot.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Jenns 98 GT</b> <br /><small>Member # 3395</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,13,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Helllllllll yeahh!!!!!!!! <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>pharaoh</b> <br /><small>Member # 6355</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,13,12,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> This is "RACIST" not funny!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>pharaoh</b> <br /><small>Member # 6355</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,13,13,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> J/K <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>PWR HNGRY 302</b> <br /><small>Member # 6000</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,14,39,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Cool thread <img border="0" alt="[worship]" title="" src="graemlins/worship.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Whoo Whooooo!]" title="" src="graemlins/woowoo.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>SmokeyBurnout</b> <br /><small>Member # 5745</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,15,44,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Thanks Dana! I posted it up on the FE forum and those guys are really enjoying it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>BlackNGold</b> <br /><small>Member # 655</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,15,56,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Good ones!.... <img border="0" alt="[patriot]" title="" src="graemlins/patriot.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>347_C.I.D.</b> <br /><small>Member # 2956</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,17,6,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> LOL @ the Z06 pic. <img border="0" alt="[dance]" title="" src="graemlins/dance.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>archersgt</b> <br /><small>Member # 5177</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,17,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Like a rock, needs to be pulled by a ford or dodge.<br /> <br /> <small>[ March 22, 2006, 05:09 PM: Message edited by: archersgt ]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Cobra5.0Jeep</b> <br /><small>Member # 1482</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,18,45,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by archersgt:<br /><strong> Like a rock, needs to be pulled by a ford or dodge. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LOL thats a good one, i made this one up a while ago.<br /><br />CHEVROLET = Crank Heavy, Engine valves Rattling, Oil Leaking, Electrical Trap! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>88DroptopGT</b> <br /><small>Member # 2535</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,18,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> There are some good ones I've never seen before in this post. <img border="0" alt="[Whoo Whooooo!]" title="" src="graemlins/woowoo.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>93cobracoupestang</b> <br /><small>Member # 5765</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,19,38,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img border="0" alt="[patriot]" title="" src="graemlins/patriot.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>SmokeyBurnout</b> <br /><small>Member # 5745</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,20,59,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I found more. <br /><br />Q- you know why Chevrolets are around? <br /><br />A-to keep the queers out of fords. <br /><br /><br />IROC - Incredibly Ragged Out Camaro.<br /><br />This if FORD country, on a quiet night you can hear a Chevy rust!<br /><br />Camaro- Cheap American Made Automobile, Rebuild Often<br /><br />The new Chevys are coming with heated trunks !!!!! so when you push them your hands won't get cold. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Avengeance</b> <br /><small>Member # 5163</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,22,23,50,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img border="0" alt="[BS flag]" title="" src="graemlins/bs_flag.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <br /><br />1. Ford is trying something new, they're putting heaters in the tail gates of their 1999 Ford trucks, It will keep your hands warm while pushing them in the winter!<br /><br />2. Stats show that 90% of all Fords bought are still on the road, the last 10% made it home!<br /><br /><br />3. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, our tools would rust.<br /><br />4. WHAT DID THE CHEVY SAY TO THE FORD?<br />Would you like a tow home?<br /><br />5. FORD-Found On Road Dead<br /><br />FORDS-For Old Retarded Dip (crap)<br /><br />FORD-Found On Reservation Dump<br /><br />FORD-Fix Or Repair Daily<br /><br />FORD-Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot<br /><br />FORD-Factory Ordered Road Disaster<br /><br />FORD-Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge<br /><br />FORD-Flip Over Read Directions<br /><br />FORD-Fixed On Race Day<br /><br />FORD-Ford Owner Really Dumb<br /><br />FORD-For Only Retarded Drivers<br /><br />FORD-(Quack) Only Runs Downhill<br /><br />FORD-Fat Old Rusted Dog<br /><br />FORD-Funky Old Road Dog<br /><br />FORD-Found On Roadside's Destroyed<br /><br />6. HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?<br /><br />You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!<br /><br /><br />7. WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?<br /><br />So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.<br /><br /><br />8. This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...<br /><br />9. <b>A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollipop." The girl kept walking.<br />Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.<br />The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollipops!"<br />Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!" <br /><br />^ LMMFAO!</b><br /><br />10. Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest<br /><br />11. WHY IS THIS COUNTRY (US) SO FAR IN DEBT?<br />Because the President drives a Ford<br /><br />12. Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable?<br />That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money"<br />He admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.<br /><br />13.<br /><br />SPEED KILLS<br />DRIVE A FORD<br />LIVE FOR EVER<br /><br />14. HOW DO YOU DOUBLE THE VALUE OF A FORD?<br />Fill it with gas!<br /><br />15. If Ford mean's (First on race day) It is only because it is still there from the last race day. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Mach0ne351</b> <br /><small>Member # 927</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2006,2,23,14,41,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> HAHAHA<br /><br />ive always used<br /><br />"chevy like a rock, it just sits there"<br /><br />haha <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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