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stangless
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i found this on mustangworld.
i'm copying and pasting the thing for the people who are too lazy to click on a link. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
that shit is just too funny. i wanna try it too. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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I just did the "Spiderman" to my g/f....
..and she pushed me off the bed!!! Man shes pissed...
I kept hearing on here about how the "Spiderman" was the best way to give a woman a G-spot orgasm. So I decided that since everybody was always talking abotu it and how great it was I would give it a try... well... I get her doggy-style and man am I pounding this bitch from behind and she is loving it. So Im about to cum so I pull out and shes like "What are you doing? Dont stop!" and I jerk off into my hand right... so she turns around and is like "What are you doing?" so I yell out "THIS ONES FOR J.J.!!!" And throw my cum in her face, therefore completing the "Spiderman" Technique.
I've never seen that look in her eyes before. She threw me out of bed and out into the hall naked.
WTF is wrong??!?!? I did it just like this ****ing website said to... what is this bull**** all you guys were feeding me all this time eh?
EDIT: For those who don't believe me here is my video proof.
http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...9G08KS5WZ93468S
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hahaha ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
the video dont work
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That is fucking funny. I can't believe he did that
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I'm surprised her spider sense didn't go off before she got struck.
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silverLX
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Originally posted by 88DroptopGT:
I'm surprised her spider sense didn't go off before she got struck.
^^^ thats some funny shit there.
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LMAO that is hella funny and if that chick really is his gf feel sorry for her she picked a loser like that but either way i would probably fuckin kill a guy for doign some shit like that ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Posts: 1881 | From: rescue | Registered: Dec 2005
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Atleast it's not as bad as a, "Bucking Bronco." ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) lol
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thats pretty bad, but in hustler some chick wrote in asking if they ever heard of "two in the trnk" which her bf made up. they never did and if you don't know what it is read some past issues of hustler its pretty bad.
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hahahhahahah thats funny
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He could've at least let her finish...
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quote:
Originally posted by Five Decimal Zero:
He could've at least let her finish...
no time for that.. spiderman is always on the run
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Originally posted by Jmir018:
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Originally posted by Five Decimal Zero:
He could've at least let her finish...
no time for that.. spiderman is always on the run
LOL dammit I fell out of my chair laughing ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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Theres another one that uses the same technique called the rusty fish hook. You take your finger and hook her in the mouth while you have her in a bow wow position. Good way to become celibate.
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Originally posted by n8y8:
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Originally posted by 88DroptopGT:
I'm surprised her spider sense didn't go off before she got struck.
^^^ thats some funny shit there.
+1 ![[dance]](graemlins/dance.gif)
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