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Posted by WeStBaY5.0 (Member # 5899) on :

If one smoked last week, hasnt done it in about 1/1/2 years, will he be able to pass it tomorow?

Posted by 92coupe (Member # 1957) on :

if you have been drinking a lot of craneberry juice, herbal tea, system cleaners, water sure. but if you smoked and didn't do anything to clean your system i'd say no. although i passed after smoking 2 days before the test but i took a detox drink the day of the test.

Justin

Posted by WeStBaY5.0 (Member # 5899) on :

been drinking a lot of water, what kind of detox?

Posted by WeStBaY5.0 (Member # 5899) on :

also i go to the bathroom at least 5 times a day

Posted by 2NSANE (Member # 2644) on :

get some golden seal but be forwarned alot of testing now includes masking agents like Golden seal. Hell now they even test for physasybin.

Posted by Jmir018 (Member # 1414) on :

ha ha.. funnny how this thread start with "if someone ... then should he..." and then it turned into.. "I've been drinking water and I've been going to the bathroom often."

i'm not flaming at all.. just found that funny.
i don't know from personal expirience but i remember friends buying detox drinks and drinking a lot of cranberry juice and testing ok.
Good luck

Posted by WeStBaY5.0 (Member # 5899) on :

i ment 4 it to be like that [Wink]

well, i smoked it like1 1/2 ago and i hadnt done it for a looong time, ive read and it says it could stay in your system anywhere from 2-10 weeks...
anyways where can i buy a home testing kit by tomorow?
what about the detoxs?

Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :

you can get an herbal detox in pills, tea, drink from any vitamin shop around your area and it will temperaly clean out you system but because thc is stored in your fat cells it will return in about a day or so. I wont be out of your system for at least a month. Ohh yea drink a lot of water too.

[ February 06, 2006, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: PWR HNGRY 302 ]

Posted by Team SOLO (Member # 722) on :

smoke weed every day until the test. then, right before the test, smoke like 8 blunts. then take the test. when they come back and say you completely failed just toke one up in front of them.

Posted by two-gun kid (Member # 5891) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Team SOLO:
smoke weed every day until the test. then, right before the test, smoke like 8 blunts. then take the test. when they come back and say you completely failed just toke one up in front of them.

i think he wants to get the job [Wink]

Posted by cdog301 (Member # 5136) on :

wow all that drama for a joint! [Frown]

Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Team SOLO:
smoke weed every day until the test. then, right before the test, smoke like 8 blunts. then take the test. when they come back and say you completely failed just toke one up in front of them.

lol

Posted by Quick 88LX (Member # 1950) on :

You need to go to a local smoke shop and purchase the best detox/masking agent they sell. Usually comes in a bottle as a liquid drink and has directions on the back on exactly how to use it. I forget the name of the drink I used MANY times before but Probationers used it and turned me on to it... Needless to say it worked like a charm, every single time.

THC attatches to you fat cells. That is why it stays in your system for so long. The best thing to do is flush your system with WATER until you feel sick to your stomach... Then do it some more.

THEN

Go to a smoke shop and buy the drink. FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY because IT WILL WORK. Then take your test that same day. **You must use the drink and take the test on the same day so flush yourself until then**

I have been clean for over a year now so I don't have to worry about drug tests anymore but I have been in your position before. And I never failed.

Good Luck

Posted by svt306snake (Member # 1967) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Quick 88LX:
You need to go to a local smoke shop and purchase the best detox/masking agent they sell. Usually comes in a bottle as a liquid drink and has directions on the back on exactly how to use it. I forget the name of the drink I used MANY times before but Probationers used it and turned me on to it... Needless to say it worked like a charm, every single time.

THC attatches to you fat cells. That is why it stays in your system for so long. The best thing to do is flush your system with WATER until you feel sick to your stomach... Then do it some more.

THEN

Go to a smoke shop and buy the drink. FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY because IT WILL WORK. Then take your test that same day. **You must use the drink and take the test on the same day so flush yourself until then**

I have been clean for over a year now so I don't have to worry about drug tests anymore but I have been in your position before. And I never failed.

Good Luck

yeah do what he just said and you'l be fine get the platnium drink

Posted by hidnn.o.s. (Member # 1219) on :

quote:
Originally posted by two-gun kid:

quote:
Originally posted by Team SOLO:
smoke weed every day until the test. then, right before the test, smoke like 8 blunts. then take the test. when they come back and say you completely failed just toke one up in front of them.
i think he wants to get the job

His own fault [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Jmir018 (Member # 1414) on :

quote:
Originally posted by hidnn.o.s.:

quote:
Originally posted by two-gun kid:

quote:
Originally posted by Team SOLO:
smoke weed every day until the test. then, right before the test, smoke like 8 blunts. then take the test. when they come back and say you completely failed just toke one up in front of them.
i think he wants to get the job
His own fault

not to be an ass or anything, but if he really wanted the job he should not have smoke 2 days before the test.. [patriot]

[ February 07, 2006, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Jmir018 ]

Posted by JoHnNy SaVaGe (Member # 6424) on :

or you could do the surest thing. This might not sit well with some people,but at times you have to do what you have to do. I never trusted any product so I used to ask some one that is clean to come w/me to the test. Right before going in ask them to piss in a vitamin bottle or something of that sort and hide it on you. Go in there and sign in...give them a little bit and if they haven't called you tel them you've been drinking alot of water and that you have to go real bad. Then pour the "clean" sample into the cup and then piss in the toilet if they don't hear you piss in the toilet they won't take the sample. You have to make sure that you don't wait too long or else the piss will get cold on you and it has to be a certain temp. LIke I said it's the surest way... work numerous times for me!

[ February 07, 2006, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: JoHnNy SaVaGe ]

Posted by hidnn.o.s. (Member # 1219) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JoHnNy SaVaGe:
or you could do the surest thing.

LIKE BEING CLEAN AND SOBER [Roll Eyes]

Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :

I'm reading this thread and laughing my ass off because I'm smokin right now, LOL. [Big Grin]

P.S. go to the smoke shop they'll have it. Good Luck [patriot]

[ February 07, 2006, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: CLEEN 50 ]

Posted by WeStBaY5.0 (Member # 5899) on :

Wheres the nearest smoke shop?

btw i know its my fault and no i didnt do it 2 days before it was last week and i had applied like 5 months ago so i didnt know i was going to get hired.

Posted by RixSikCobra (Member # 5058) on :

Don't smoke in the future [patriot]

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What's your body fat? TCH has an affinity for fat cells so your body fat percentage will be a factor. If you're lean and work out/excersise at all you shouldn't have a problem after a week if you've been drinking fluids and peeing alot. If you're a fatty, then you might have something to be concerned about. Take some kind of cranberry juice etc, that has tons of anti-oxidnents. I would also take about 100 mgs of NIACIN and a good multi-vitamin. Niacin is THE STRONGEST anti-oxident around and multi-vitamins have an anti-oxident stack in them. Both can be bought otc. 100 mg's of Niacin will make ya flushed and itchy for about a half hour, but it works really well.

Posted by 03SVTPower (Member # 518) on :

You know what would be funny, is if he gets all this body cleansing shit, and listens to what everyone here says, and then when the company goes to take the drug test and says, "ALRIGHTY. where would you like for us to get the HAIR sample from sir?" [Eek!]

Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 03SVTPower:
You know what would be funny, is if he gets all this body cleansing shit, and listens to what everyone here says, and then when the company goes to take the drug test and says, "ALRIGHTY. where would you like for us to get the HAIR sample from sir?"

That person would be oVVned.

Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 03SVTPower:
You know what would be funny, is if he gets all this body cleansing shit, and listens to what everyone here says, and then when the company goes to take the drug test and says, "ALRIGHTY. where would you like for us to get the HAIR sample from sir?"

lmao

Posted by hidnn.o.s. (Member # 1219) on :

quote:
Originally posted by 03SVTPower:
You know what would be funny, is if he gets all this body cleansing shit, and listens to what everyone here says, and then when the company goes to take the drug test and says, "ALRIGHTY. where would you like for us to get the HAIR sample from sir?"

Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :

quote:
Originally posted by PWR HNGRY 302:

quote:
Originally posted by 03SVTPower:
You know what would be funny, is if he gets all this body cleansing shit, and listens to what everyone here says, and then when the company goes to take the drug test and says, "ALRIGHTY. where would you like for us to get the HAIR sample from sir?"
lmao

Beleive it or not they make a special shampoo to pass that test too. [Eek!]

Posted by DOPE 50 (Member # 5892) on :

Hey Danny bro go to Vibes down in Redwood and they have the pills for the day before you take the test and then the drink you drink right before you take the test.its some all herbal stuff thats all natural,it works bro ive taken it when i used to smoke a long time ago and my buddy just bought some this past friday,and Drink HELLA water bro peace good luck bro [patriot]

Posted by 03SVTPower (Member # 518) on :

quote:
Originally posted by CLEEN 50:

quote:
Originally posted by PWR HNGRY 302:

quote:
Originally posted by 03SVTPower:
You know what would be funny, is if he gets all this body cleansing shit, and listens to what everyone here says, and then when the company goes to take the drug test and says, "ALRIGHTY. where would you like for us to get the HAIR sample from sir?"
lmao
Beleive it or not they make a special shampoo to pass that test too.

Then i would use the shampoo on every hair i had, they dont have to take off your scalp, i have heard of the doc actually taking it off the pube area [Eek!]

Posted by wannabe*94*SALEEN (Member # 4113) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Team SOLO:
smoke weed every day until the test. then, right before the test, smoke like 8 blunts. then take the test. when they come back and say you completely failed just toke one up in front of them.

That is some funny shiot

Posted by 50Reasons (Member # 6452) on :

why not

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