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Tooth
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just picked up the stang from apex motorsports in santa clara. I had 4.10 gears installed and Griggs subframe connectors welded in (pullies and dynotune next week... let me take this moment to say apex = everyone there is awesome)
Anyway, my g/f and I are driving to the local pizza joint.. taking 'er easy to break 'er in. I roll up next to a slammed mid 90s civic coupe with a tuner paint job, rims, a bit of negative camber and a rice exhaust. I think nothing of it, and when the light turns green I just drive regularly. Which happened to be much faster than the Civic can go 'regularly', so he must have thought I wanted to race him.
I stop at the next light. He starts revving it, holding it--letting it bounce off the rev limiter and it SOUNDED LIKE STRAIGHT SHIT. He did this for over 5 seconds. I knew right then he was teh win. I look over, and notice this young punk trying to mug me while his girlfriend looks a bit uncomfortable (racing with your g/f in the car = teh lose ...but he's a youngian and doesn't know better). I just look back. Don't do shit. Light turns green and he burns the tires and takes off... but stops after first gear when he realizes I'm not a retarded dumbass like he is. Oh, and the PD is about 1/4 mile down the road.
I just wanted to share this super-stereotypical moment. It was funny. Oh, and his shit WAS slow.
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Posts: 76 | From: Fremont | Registered: Jun 2004
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1991CHP
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Yah know whats even funnier.... to him, he won and you didnt want none......
yah know what I always say " Dude, my Mom drives a Civic."
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Posts: 815 | From: S.F. / SACRAMENTO | Registered: Dec 2004
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El Caballo
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Posts: 628 | From: Mars | Registered: Jan 2006
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Eagle347
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lol, damn ricers. I wish you could have 8 letters on your license plate so I could get "ANTIRICE" Im still trying to think of something like that to get though.
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Posts: 712 | From: Dayton, OH | Registered: Nov 2005
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Wildfire532FB
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I hate rice. They are all idiot drivers
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svt306snake
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rice drivers have the short man syndrom they just feel like they are coming up short
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Posts: 5841 | From: SACRAMENTO "916" YA KNOW | Registered: Oct 2002
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FasterDamnit
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quote: Originally posted by svt306snake: rice drivers have the short man syndrom they just feel like they are coming up short
You talkin' height T, or maybe another measurement...
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Posts: 2971 | From: NorCal | Registered: Sep 2001
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two-gun kid2
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one of my neighbors just got a little honda and has been reving his engine and blasting his music during the day, and when im outside messing with my car and hell pass me and mug me and redline the car
Posts: 5566 | From: Hayward,Ca | Registered: Jul 2005
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PWR HNGRY 302
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quote: Originally posted by Camaro Kid Z/28: Rice is only good with my beans!
and chicken
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Posts: 2655 | From: SF Bay Area | Registered: Sep 2005
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PWR HNGRY 302
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Glad you were satisfied with Apex they did a great job on my subframes, cool people for apex
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Joooestang66
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The only ricer I ever liked was built by some guy I know. He built this motor from the ground up, I think it was a spoon engine, anyways the block was around $4k. He threw a giant turbo on it and a 6 speed and put it in a 79' Civic hatchback. The car had rust in a few spots and the paint was shot. He raced his dad in his C5 Z06 and killed it.
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Posts: 581 | From: Elk Grove | Registered: May 2003
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Tooth
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quote: Originally posted by PWR HNGRY 302: Glad you were satisfied with Apex they did a great job on my subframes, cool people for apex
yes, I second that [ February 04, 2006, 11:10 AM: Message edited by: Tooth ]
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Posts: 76 | From: Fremont | Registered: Jun 2004
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