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Topic: Look at this retarded as email I got today (check inside)
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Venomized93
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"FROM BARR :MOSES UBA UBA & UBA CHAMBERS 17 AKINTOLA WILLIAMS STREET LAGOS NIGERIA ATTN: MY DEAR MENDOZA, I AM A LAWYER. I AM THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR. KENNETH MENDOZA, A NATIONAL OF YOUR COUNTRY, WHO USED TO WORK AS CONTRACTOR WITH CRYSTAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY INC.,HEREINAFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. ON THE 21ST OF APRIL 2004, MY CLIENT, HIS WIFE AND THEIR THREE CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT ALONG SAGAMU EXPRESS ROAD. ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES. SINCE THEN I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES TO YOUR EMBASSY TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENT EXTENDED RELATIVES AND THIS HAS ALSO PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL. AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY, HENCE I CONTACTED YOU. I AM CONTACTING YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING THE MONEY AND PROPERTY LEFT BEHIND BY THE BANK WHERE THIS HUGE DEPOSIT WERE LODGED.PARTICULARLY, THE BANK WHERE THE DECEASED HAD AN ACCOUNT VALUED USD $10,000,000.00 HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO PROVIDE THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY CLIENT OR THEY WILL HAVE THE ACCOUNT CONFISCATED AND THE FUNDS RETURNED TO THE GOVERNMENT. SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING HIS RELATIVES FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW I SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY DECEASED CLIENT, SINCE YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME WITH HIM, IT WILL BE EASIER FOR ME TO PRESENT YOU BEFORE THE BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN, AND THE PROCEEDS OF THIS ACCOUNT VALUED ABOVE USD $10,000,000.00 CAN BE PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. SHARING MOULD, 60% TO ME AND 40% TO YOU FOR YOUR KIND EFFORT, I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE ALL THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BE USED TO BACK YOU UP IN MAKING THE CLAIMS FROM THE BANK. ALL I NEEDED FROM YOU IS YOUR HONESTY , RELIABLE , AND DEDICATED.TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION WITH MUTUAL BENEFIT SUCCESSFUL. I GURRANTEE THAT THIS BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER LAGITIMATE ARRENGEMENT THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW. PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME VIA EMAIL OR YOU CAN SEND TO ME YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU TODAY TO ENABLE US DISCUSS FURTHER ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AND POSITIVE ATTENTION IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE. BEST REGARDS, BARRISTER: MOSES UBA , LLB,LLM,BL,SAN"
Are you fucking kidding me? How stupid is this! My email address has my last name on it, I'm assuming that's how they got my last name. [ January 25, 2006, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: Venomized93 ]
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two-gun kid2
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haha and he left no phone or fax number. fuck that 60% for him and 40% for you,
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asskickn88
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Do it, it sounds totally legit!!!!!!!!! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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svt306snake
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i saw a case on one of the court shows where the lady was dumb enough to fall for it even though she got the letter it had mispelled words and all and she fell for the scam but had to pay in the end what a dumbass
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ModularMotorz
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damn, i havent seen that scam in a long ass time! That was the big thing a couple years back. anyone stupid & greedy enough to fall for it is a moron.
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Apexmotorsports
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I actually knew some stupid idiot who actually fell for it.. lost $8,000
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PWR HNGRY 302
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quote: Originally posted by Apexmotorsports: I actually knew some stupid idiot who actually fell for it.. lost $8,000
Thats a lot of cash ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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87GeeTee
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quote: Originally posted by PWR HNGRY 302: quote: Originally posted by Apexmotorsports: I actually knew some stupid idiot who actually fell for it.. lost $8,000
Thats a lot of cash
You can do a lot to a Fox or New Edge. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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lxhatch5.0
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MY DEAR FRIEND- YOUR COMPUTER HAS JUST BEEN INFECTED WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF "VIRUSSES'S"- IT HAPPENS- HE HE ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Apexmotorsports
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The worst i have ever seen a business get defrauded by credit cards is $50K+ in "1" day! The worst part of it is my friends insurance did not cover it
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84GT5.0
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only a moron would get sucked into that stupid shit....
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Gnari-Garage
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Ya I get those All the time..... I wounder is people really fall for them?
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84GT5.0
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Im sure people do fall for it, or else they wouldnt spend so much time sending the emails out
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AL STOCK
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Are these scammers really located international
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84GT5.0
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quote: Originally posted by AL STOCK: Are these scammers really located international
yes
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Posts: 1300 | From: San Jose | Registered: Jan 2005
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SFvert
Drama kids have no place here
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got one today... had to share
From : Frank Banny Box : 01 BP 54286 Abidjan 01-RCI Adress : Abidjan-Cocody 12 Rue des Jardins, Villa 154 Telephone:0022508574467. Good Day , I am using this means of communications because of time Shortage, so please kindly bear with me. However, permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I am Frank Banny, the only child of late Mr and Mrs Robert . A Banny My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Cost before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21St October 1984, my father took me so special because I was motherless. Before the death of my father on 29th April 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of US$ 13,500,000 ( Thirteen million, five hundred thousand, United states Dollars) left in a suspense account in a local BANK here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the funds. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. To provide a bank account where this money would be transferred into, to serve as the guardian of this fund since I am only 21 years and to make arrangement for me to come over to your country after the money has been transferred. Moreover, sir, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your efforts and contribution towards the successful transfer of this fund to your norminated account in overseas. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded in no time immemdiatley you signify interest to assist me. I will appreciate your early response. Anticiapting to hear from you soon. Thanks and God Bless. Best regards. Frank Banny.
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Posts: 3706 | From: the city by the bay | Registered: Jan 2004
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Venomized93
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Member # 55
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These people I swear. It brings a good laugh when I read those emails though.
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Posts: 2077 | From: San Francisco, California | Registered: Oct 2000
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