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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="99%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#000000"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#000099"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#ffffff" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>T O P I C R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>nitrous_bob</b> <br /><small>Member # 77</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2005,11,8,21,33,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> ok, back in the "D" and after 5 yeras gone the lions still blow. so here we go......been posted b4 for just about everyone..but for detroit...it's the truth<br /><br />--------------------------<br />The Detroit Lions<br />--------------------------<br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super<br /><br /> Bowl?<br /><br /> A: The Detroit Lions.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?<br /><br /> A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?<br /><br /> A: Put up goal posts.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?<br /><br /> A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?<br /><br /> A: A thief.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?<br /><br /> A: Because then Detroit would want one.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?<br /><br /> A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?<br /><br /> A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?<br /><br /> A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>02GeeTee</b> <br /><small>Member # 5905</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2005,11,9,6,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Good jokes! Bump! <img border="0" alt="[patriot]" title="" src="graemlins/patriot.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>Sean90GT</b> <br /><small>Member # 33</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2005,11,9,11,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> You hear about the Detroit Lions fan that left two Lions tickets sitting on the dash of his car? <br /><br />Someone broke in and left two more.<br /><br /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>50DADDY</b> <br /><small>Member # 3076</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2005,11,9,13,35,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> [<br /><br /><br />--------------------------<br />The Oakland Raiders<br />--------------------------<br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super<br /><br /> Bowl?<br /><br /> A: The Raiders.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do the Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?<br /><br /> A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?<br /><br /> A: Put up goal posts.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?<br /><br /> A: To Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring?<br /><br /> A: A thief.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: Why doesn't Berkley have a professional football team?<br /><br /> A: Because then Oakland would want one.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?<br /><br /> A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?<br /><br /> A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?<br /><br /> A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road [/qb][/QUOTE] <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /><br /> <br /> <small>[ December 09, 2005, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: 50DADDY ]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> <b>1FAST89GT</b> <br /><small>Member # 5071</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial"> <img src="https://californiafords.com/ubb/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2005,11,9,15,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by 50DADDY:<br /><strong> [<br /><br /><br />--------------------------<br />The Oakland Raiders<br />--------------------------<br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super<br /><br /> Bowl?<br /><br /> A: The Raiders.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do the Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?<br /><br /> A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?<br /><br /> A: Put up goal posts.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?<br /><br /> A: To Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring?<br /><br /> A: A thief.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: Why doesn't Berkley have a professional football team?<br /><br /> A: Because then Oakland would want one.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?<br /><br /> A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?<br /><br /> A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?<br /><br /> A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> [/QB][/QUOTE]<br /><br /><br />ummmmmmmmmmm no. thats stupid it was funny the first time <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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