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Topic: since mooch couldn't do squat......lions jokes
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nitrous_bob
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ok, back in the "D" and after 5 yeras gone the lions still blow. so here we go......been posted b4 for just about everyone..but for detroit...it's the truth
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The Detroit Lions
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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87GeeTee
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Good jokes! Bump! ![[patriot]](graemlins/patriot.gif)
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Sean90GT
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You hear about the Detroit Lions fan that left two Lions tickets sitting on the dash of his car?
Someone broke in and left two more.
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50DADDY
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The Oakland Raiders
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Raiders.
Q: What do the Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?
A: To Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Berkley have a professional football team?
A: Because then Oakland would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road [/qb][/QUOTE] ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
[ December 09, 2005, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: 50DADDY ]
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"Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill."
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1FAST89GT
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quote:
Originally posted by 50DADDY:
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The Oakland Raiders
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Raiders.
Q: What do the Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Raider out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?
A: To Oakland Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Raider with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Berkley have a professional football team?
A: Because then Oakland would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
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ummmmmmmmmmm no. thats stupid it was funny the first time
Posts: 4915 | From: VALLEJO | Registered: May 2004
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