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Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
little dogs suck i know i could jump on my moms dog and kill it but i dont think she would be to happy. oh yea my girl keeps telling me one of the little dogs are pissing in our room. well as im reaading and telling my dad abou that guy that tried fucking that dude over on those gears my moms dog jumps on my bed and pisses on it right in front of us. what a piece of shit. now i know who is pissing on my bed.
 
Posted by eljefe (Member # 1753) on :
 
i dare you to go piss in its bed
 
Posted by Fast_Bitch (Member # 2316) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by eljefe:
i dare you to go piss in its bed
shut up jeff . . . .
 
Posted by 84GT5.0 (Member # 5227) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by eljefe:
i dare you to go piss in its bed
cmon...do it....lol
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
hahahahhaha that shit would be so funny its crate trained so i would be pissing in a little crate in my moms room and it would have to sleep in it. my dad would laugh but my mom would shit a brick. and shes in there right now. good idea though lol
 
Posted by 88DroptopGT (Member # 2535) on :
 
My GF's mom has a little dog that barks non-stop. The little fucker only stops barking to yawn and drink water then proceeds to his barking.

But when the mom isn't around he is quiet as hell. I need to hire Chuck Norris to train that damn dog.
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
thats how my girlfriends yorkie is its fucking spoiled and will bark like crazy when she is home to be picked up. it wont walk across the hardwood floors if she is home. it will bark til she comes and gets it and carrys it across. if she not there that fucker will walk that shit like it aint nothing.
 
Posted by 02GeeTee (Member # 5905) on :
 
I know what you mean! My Pommeranian pissed in a few places in my house. [Mad]
 
Posted by twisted54 (Member # 1981) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 89point.:
hahahahhaha that shit would be so funny its crate trained so i would be pissing in a little crate in my moms room and it would have to sleep in it. my dad would laugh but my mom would shit a brick. and shes in there right now. good idea though lol
Better yet...you should take a shit in it's crate...that'll teach him. [Wink]
 
Posted by sharkattack (Member # 645) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 89point.:
thats how my girlfriends yorkie is its fucking spoiled and will bark like crazy when she is home to be picked up. it wont walk across the hardwood floors if she is home. it will bark til she comes and gets it and carrys it across. if she not there that fucker will walk that shit like it aint nothing.
Take that fucker for a nice long walk up in the hills. . . . without a leash. "I don't know honey, he just ran away after a squirl and I couldn't find him, how about a cat"

I did that my old girlfriend from high school. Had this cat I hated. I put him in a box and drove him up into the hills in Pinole and let his ass out of the box. Left him there. I told her the cat ran out of the house and I dont know where he went. . . . . I'll be damned if the son of a bitch didn't find himself on the porch 4 days later [Mad]
 
Posted by Blowfish (Member # 4043) on :
 
Better watch out ...cats piss in the house too.
 
Posted by FasterDamnit (Member # 442) on :
 
Litle dogs are great!

Especially w/ a little Worcestershire sauce and pepper!
 
Posted by sharkattack (Member # 645) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Blowfish:
Better watch out ...cats piss in the house too.
True, especially if there/are dogs around. We have 2 cats and a dog and they have been pretty good about not spraying. However, if I don't clean out that liiter box everyday, those fucking cats will piss on the dirty laundry in the laundry room (where wee keep the litter box) [Mad]
 
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
Yeah i am not a fan of little dogs either.

Yesterday i was driving to my Personal Training Class and i was on 174 going to 80 and some dumb small black dog ran out infront of me and sat down. I slammed on the brakes so hard some wiring under the dash fell down and was dangling on my foot on the gas pedal. Anyway i told him to go home (i was sitting in the middle of a bridge with this dog infront of me, there was about 10 cars behind me) All the dog would do was sit there so i opened my door and as soon as i did that he jumped into my lap. I was like oh great i don't need another dog especially a small one. So i crossed the bridge with him sitting on my lap and then i took the first road that came up with was a left. So i stopped there and sat with the dog on the side of the road. No Owners showed up so i put him back in my Mustang and drove down the road, it was a community and they had a phone to call each home owner so i started dialing until i got someone and then he told me to call these people that live right by the gate and i did and it was their dog. The guy looked weird and i am hoping it truely was his dog but i think it was because another dog came dwon from his house (without a collar again) and sat infront of my Mustang as i tried to do a 3 point turn [Mad] He wouldn't leave until he smelled my hand, it was lame. I still got to the gym on time for a great workout that maybe me neasous(sp?) and then i sat in class for 2 hours.
 
Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 89point.:
little dogs suck i know i could jump on my moms dog and kill it but i dont think she would be to happy. oh yea my girl keeps telling me one of the little dogs are pissing in our room. well as im reaading and telling my dad abou that guy that tried fucking that dude over on those gears my moms dog jumps on my bed and pisses on it right in front of us. what a piece of shit. now i know who is pissing on my bed.
This is one of funniest stories I ever heard. LOL [worship] [worship]

I totally feel you I have a little dog too, but when it does some dumb shit like that I just boot the hell out of it. [Eek!] [Big Grin]

[ November 23, 2005, 11:04 AM: Message edited by: CLEEN 50 ]
 
Posted by sharkattack (Member # 645) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by SpdDevl:
quote:
Originally posted by sharkattack:
quote:
Originally posted by Blowfish:
Better watch out ...cats piss in the house too.
True, especially if there/are dogs around. We have 2 cats and a dog and they have been pretty good about not spraying. However, if I don't clean out that liiter box everyday, those fucking cats will piss on the dirty laundry in the laundry room (where wee keep the litter box) [Mad]
Try having the cats piss on all the bathroom mats and in the corners of all the closets. [Mad]
Been there done that minus the closet. They used to pee on the mats but haven't seen it in a long while. They have ruined a DVD player though. We had 5 cats at one time cause my wife was a cat lady till I made her get rid of 3 of them before we moved into the new house. [Mad] Tried to get rid of all of them but she wont have it. One cat she rescued while she was in the Navy. Found this little runt kitten covered in ants. He was an hour old and left behind by it's mother right on the dock in Alameda. Took him home and nursed him. Could fit in the palm of your hand. Had the SOB 9 years now. Most affectionate cat i ever saw. Loves people, doesn't care who you are as long as you have a warm lap. I hate cats but have grown attached to the 2 we have kept. Big puss I guess
 
Posted by Fast_Bitch (Member # 2316) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cobra5.0Jeep:
Yeah i am not a fan of little dogs either.

Yesterday i was driving to my Personal Training Class and i was on 174 going to 80 and some dumb small black dog ran out infront of me and sat down. I slammed on the brakes so hard some wiring under the dash fell down and was dangling on my foot on the gas pedal. Anyway i told him to go home (i was sitting in the middle of a bridge with this dog infront of me, there was about 10 cars behind me) All the dog would do was sit there so i opened my door and as soon as i did that he jumped into my lap. I was like oh great i don't need another dog especially a small one. So i crossed the bridge with him sitting on my lap and then i took the first road that came up with was a left. So i stopped there and sat with the dog on the side of the road. No Owners showed up so i put him back in my Mustang and drove down the road, it was a community and they had a phone to call each home owner so i started dialing until i got someone and then he told me to call these people that live right by the gate and i did and it was their dog. The guy looked weird and i am hoping it truely was his dog but i think it was because another dog came dwon from his house (without a collar again) and sat infront of my Mustang as i tried to do a 3 point turn [Mad] He wouldn't leave until he smelled my hand, it was lame. I still got to the gym on time for a great workout that maybe me neasous(sp?) and then i sat in class for 2 hours.
dont be mad you helped the little guy out . . . you know like ugly chicks some one has to love them too just like the shitty little ankle bitters they need to be loved too
 
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
I think i am more mad at the owner for not putting collars on them. The dog wouldn't have gotten out too if he had a nice fence up for them to run around in instead of letting them run around in the entire neighborhood.
 
Posted by Fast_Bitch (Member # 2316) on :
 
well yea I totally agree stupid people totally , well oaky like most people who own dogs they end up being back yard dogs and nothing done with them they just sit . . . . sad but shit happens. the guy may love his dog but doesnt care enough to put collars on . . .. he will learn . . one way or another but on the poor lil dogs life . .
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
i feel like i live on a farm with my moms little dogs and my girlfriends yorkies, you walk in the house and all you hear is yapping and then its like you have to walk on your tippy toes so you dont smash the fuckers. oh and we have one cat but this thing is useless its just sits and eats. ill have to admit though my girlfriends male yorkie (tito) has got to be one of the smartest dogs i know, he listens real well. and gives the most affection. but nothing beats wrestling around with a big dog.
 
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
My Greyhounds sleep all day LOL

Sometimes i see them playing in the backyard, Easy Runs like mad and Chloe chases him. I think they like the huge open space.
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
oh yea arent you the one who just got that huge house, you are lucky by the way its a nice house saw the pics. i want to get something like that for my dogs. with house prices the way they are i feel like i wont ever beable to buy. me and my girl are about to start renting from some people we know with a pretty big front and back yard, qand they dont care about our pitbulls.
 
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 89point.:
oh yea arent you the one who just got that huge house, you are lucky by the way its a nice house saw the pics. i want to get something like that for my dogs. with house prices the way they are i feel like i wont ever beable to buy. me and my girl are about to start renting from some people we know with a pretty big front and back yard, qand they dont care about our pitbulls.
No our new house isn't huge, our old house was twice the size of our new one.
Our old house will be for sale soon if you got 2 Million+ to spend [Wink]
Its been completely remodeled too. I'll post pictures when it is completely done.
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
doesnt your house have the lift in the garage and the long drive way, if its the one im thinking of the house looks huge to me.
 
Posted by 2NSANE (Member # 2644) on :
 
ugliest damn dog out there are those damn chiwawa's they are allway's shaking like they are cold even if its 100 freaking degrees outside, act like they are top shit and when you stomp your foot they run like the dickens and piss and shit all overthemselfs. well I am done ranting.
 
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 89point.:
doesnt your house have the lift in the garage and the long drive way, if its the one im thinking of the house looks huge to me.
Yeah our driveway is a 1/4 of a mile from the main road and our garage is 30x60 but the house isn't huge.
 
Posted by 89foxstang (Member # 5908) on :
 
Talk about a farm, 89point used to have like 6 chickens also, cant forget about the 2 pits, and 2 boxers! they are all good dogs though.... just wanted to add that [Smile]
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
i loved my chickens but when i moved out my parents made me get rid of them, yea lots of animals but only 2 mine and 2 robins. the rest are moms and dads.
 
Posted by Cobra5.0Jeep (Member # 1482) on :
 
i want a cow or a horse haha
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
a cow would be tight, when i get older all i want is a small house on a big piece of land with a huge garage. i will have goats, chickens,a whole shit load of dogs. ducks whatever and no one will beable to say shit. my chickens were so tight. i used to carry around my brown one til one night a racoon ripped his fucking head off through the cage. i was on a hunt to kill racoons after that. that was my favorite chicken i couldnt even like look at the other ones after that.
 
Posted by asskickn88 (Member # 4957) on :
 
Why dont you feed the little piss dog to one of the big dogs.... problem solved! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
capone the little stocky one you saw could probably eat him no problem, and that would be fine with me cause then he would be gaining more weight and i like that. oh yea update on this subject found piss on the same bed spread im going to have to take a wild guess and say it was my moms dog again. piece of shit. well my mom has been cleaning it everytime, but we are working on a solution on how to keep it out of y room and please dont say shut the door cause for some reason it wont shut all the way might need a new door its an older home.
 
Posted by AL STOCK (Member # 1852) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cobra5.0Jeep:
i want a cow or a horse haha
Where you live, i would just get a damm Cheetah or a Tiger
 
Posted by sic5pointSLOW (Member # 5889) on :
 
this is a stupid ass post...
 
Posted by 89point. (Member # 6078) on :
 
so dont post in it, you think i was happy when my moms dog pissed on my bed, tahts why i like this site in the general area when you are mad you can vent about it.
 
Posted by PWR HNGRY 302 (Member # 6000) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by sharkattack:
quote:
Originally posted by Blowfish:
Better watch out ...cats piss in the house too.
True, especially if there/are dogs around. We have 2 cats and a dog and they have been pretty good about not spraying. However, if I don't clean out that liiter box everyday, those fucking cats will piss on the dirty laundry in the laundry room (where wee keep the litter box) [Mad]
Man my cats will not just piss everywhere but they will take fat shits anywhere not normal ones either nasty runny shits. [Mad] fucking cats
 
Posted by Chris C. (Member # 1949) on :
 
get some black pepper or cayanne pepper, and put a nice 1 inch thick line of it across the threshold of your door. That should make the little bastard not want to go in ur room. [patriot]
 
Posted by hotchp50 (Member # 6068) on :
 
i was walking home and this lady has this rat dog i hate this mutha fucker he bites your ankles and chases you so i ran home this particular time and got my english bulldog 70lbs he is cool as long as other dogs dont bark at him. That little fucker barked at him so i let him go he chased him home i wanted him to kill the little bastard so now i am going to let him out everytime i see that little shit.
 
Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C.:
get some black pepper or cayanne pepper, and put a nice 1 inch thick line of it across the threshold of your door. That should make the little bastard not want to go in ur room. [patriot]
I swear this thread is fucking hilarious. I'm definately gonna try that one day! When I had a cat I used to spray my top of the line super pressure super soaker in to his face when he tried to go under my bed. He keeped on ducking under the bed so I kept on shooting him in the face from the other side and just kept doing it, boy that was fun. RMAO

[ November 29, 2005, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: CLEEN 50 ]
 
Posted by CLEEN 50 (Member # 5867) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by hotchp50:
i was walking home and this lady has this rat dog i hate this mutha fucker he bites your ankles and chases you so i ran home this particular time and got my english bulldog 70lbs he is cool as long as other dogs dont bark at him. That little fucker barked at him so i let him go he chased him home i wanted him to kill the little bastard so now i am going to let him out everytime i see that little shit.
the stories keep getting better and better. RMAO [worship] [worship]
 
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