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Author Topic: saturday funny Camaro Kid Z/28 ¯ Member # 3100 posted                              TOP 5 SIGNS IT'S TIME TO GO ON A DIET 5) YOU DANCE AND IT MAKES THE BAND SKIP!. 4) YOU ARE DIAGNOSED WITH THE FLESH-EATING VIRUS, AND THE DOCTOR GIVES YOU 22 MORE YEARS TO LIVE! 3) YOU PUT MAYONNAISE ON AN ASPIRIN! 2) YOU GO TO THE ZOO AND THE ELEPHANTS THROW YOU PEANUTS! 1) YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE SAYS, "PICTURE CONTINUED ON OTHER SIDE." Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No." And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting a lot. THE END PS: He also drank beer whenever he wanted....... -------------------- 1973 Camaro Z/28(clone) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2649130 "4-eyes forever essay!" Posts: 6429 | From: 408 | Registered: Jul 2003  |  : 94gt ¯ Member # 3060 posted                                 I like the 2nd one... -------------------- 2020 Explorer ST 2011 Silver Raptor 'Screw Posts: 5777 | From: Beavercreek, OH | Registered: Jul 2003  |  : 87GeeTee ¯ Member # 5905 posted                              The second one is the best dude. -------------------- Member #: 5145 Join Date: Dec 2004 PWA Owner & SRA Member Two-Gun Motorsports 2002 GT; Gone But Not Forgotten 1987 GT Vert (Sold!) Posts: 4278 | From: San Pablo | Registered: Aug 2005  |  : Bizob ¯ Member # 3768 posted                                 second joke -------------------- 01 GT K&N FIPK Mac Prochamber Magnapack Cat-Back Steeda Tri-Ax Eibachs Posts: 1147 | From: 916 | Registered: Nov 2003  |  : Blue88lx ¯ Member # 5919 posted                              Once upon a time..... Posts: 88 | Registered: Aug 2005  |  : AL STOCK Its All Stock Cuzzon Member # 1852 posted                                 2) YOU GO TO THE ZOO AND THE ELEPHANTS THROW YOU PEANUTS! -------------------- .:: FANATICS ::. 93 Cobra Teal 93 Cobra V Red 90 SSP SVT Raptor Huracan Rosso Mars E63s W213 Selenite Gray C7Z M7 Daytona Sunrise Posts: 6498 | From: San Bruno | Registered: Sep 2002  |  :

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