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Topic: CNN reports Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 7th title by France
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sharkattack
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Armstrong may be stripped of his 7th Tour de France title.
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 7th Tour de France title.
In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.
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Hungry Hippo
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he should go to jail for entering france with that stuff
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87GeeTee
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Originally posted by Hungry Hippo:
he should go to jail for entering france with that stuff
What contraband! He should have kept them in his arse.
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LMMFAO!!!!!
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CANTCME
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rofl some guy said that same thing on Jim Rome today
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HAHAHA thats fucced up, A TESTICLE
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WRS92GT
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Just wait until France gets invaded again and they'll be cryin back to the good ol US of A beggin for hand with the war effort. The French wouldn't know about having balls.
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SydeWaySix
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hahaha, great post man. I was expecting to get heated up and all in arms about that. backbone and testicle - priceless
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Damn i thought you guys were serious but thats funny anyways
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Anyone interested in purchasing the entire French military's WWII rifle collection... excellent condition, they've only been dropped ONCE...
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92stangLX
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Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
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LMAO!, that shit is funny!.. ![[worship]](graemlins/worship.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by 92stangLX:
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
lmao
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Lance said he's contemplating a return just to throw it in their faces...You KNOW he'll win it again, but I hope he doesn't partake, I don't trust the French...everyday he's out there competing and being tested, you know one day he'll turn up "positive". Like I said, I don't trust the funky ass french.
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87GeeTee
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Originally posted by RixSikCobra:
Lance said he's contemplating a return just to throw it in their faces...You KNOW he'll win it again, but I hope he doesn't partake, I don't trust the French...everyday he's out there competing and being tested, you know one day he'll turn up "positive". Like I said, I don't trust the funky ass french.
They'll do anything to keep the medal in France, and France only. I guess they are beginning to get bitter. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GeeTee:
quote:
Originally posted by RixSikCobra:
Lance said he's contemplating a return just to throw it in their faces...You KNOW he'll win it again, but I hope he doesn't partake, I don't trust the French...everyday he's out there competing and being tested, you know one day he'll turn up "positive". Like I said, I don't trust the funky ass french.
They'll do anything to keep the medal in France, and France only. I guess they are beginning to get bitter.
they will come up with rule stating that you can only win the medal 5 times before retiring from the race, taking armstrong out of it
lmao at 92stanglx's post
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RixSikCobra
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quote:
Originally posted by 92stangLX:
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
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