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9cobra7
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A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'
He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.
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SLOWBACK 67
Member # 6348
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Nice LOL.
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5Porn0
Member # 6001
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Lmfao!!
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SIC9250
Member # 8216
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lol funny shit
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95gtdrop
Member # 7478
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hhahah nice
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NEIGHT
Member # 8741
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LMFAO
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Member # 12534
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That 1 made me laugh
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FordRyderz510
Member # 6771
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Hahaha
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COBRA50
Member # 11614
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Ha ha ha good one lol
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VENOMUS PONY 5.0
Member # 7785
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Lmao
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FiveOhChuck
Member # 12588
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Ahahahaha
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Venomousnotch
Member # 8695
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Hahaha LMMFAO....
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