T O P I C R E V I E W
|
SHOalex
Member # 7720
|
posted
Rubbing one out? It's gotta be pretty damn embarrassing...
I got a good one actually, one time my cousin was coming home from school and he opens his front crammer style as he does this his younger brother looks up at him as he lays on the carpet bare ass naked with a porno playing on the TV and the only thing he could think of saying is "AHHHH I THOUGHT THAT DOOR WAS LOCKED"
|
89bluenotch
Member # 7454
|
posted
Hahaha nope never been caught, But thats funny!!!!
|
50Reasons
Member # 6452
|
posted
Wow
|
bottled95GT??
Member # 1772
|
posted
lmfao... years ago as a teen Brother(younger)- *knock knock knock* wtf are you doing me: im fucking rubbing one out bro: whats that mean? me: youll see in a few years when your balls drop. bro: im telling mom. lol funny times.
|
ice
Member # 9737
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by bottled95GT??: lmfao... years ago as a teen Brother(younger)- *knock knock knock* wtf are you doing me: im fucking rubbing one out bro: whats that mean? me: youll see in a few years when your balls drop. bro: im telling mom. lol funny times.
If this is true, you win LMAO theres no way to beat im tellin Mom.
|
slowback67
Member # 6348
|
posted
I thought the door was locked. Lmfao! Any of your girls get turned on if you Jack it in front of them? Personally I feel funny about it and would rather beat the babby up
|
50Reasons
Member # 6452
|
posted
HahahahahahahHa
|
venomous99
Member # 1917
|
posted
Yeah when I went to the dr I had to cough one time
|
N8
Member # 6048
|
posted
lmao @ this post.
|
SHOalex
Member # 7720
|
posted
hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!
|
N93EXCHP
Member # 8741
|
posted
Thank god I haven't I swear in my family you'll NEVER hear the end of it but then again I havent in a while haha "Ay boss I'm going on a break"
|
89Saleen310
Member # 5397
|
posted
haha Me and a buddy of mine decided to drop by our buddys house who just got back from boot camp without calling we rang the door bell his mom got the door. We walked right to his room opened the door and my buddy got up from behind his computer and closed the door as fast as he could. we could not stop laughing.
|
Sic Beast
Member # 6771
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by SHOalex: hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!
Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL
|
CHUGGABREW
Member # 7845
|
posted
oooooooooooooooo yyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa
wack wack wack wack ooooo oooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
|
autumnstang97
Member # 6111
|
posted
lol...squeeze one off and
|
BLK 90 GT 5.0
Member # 7534
|
posted
I drive trucks for a liveing and about a month ago i was at a stop sign and i happend to look down and cought some dude beating his meat i felt like cutting my eyes out
|
bottled95GT??
Member # 1772
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by BLK 90 GT 5.0: I drive trucks for a liveing and about a month ago i was at a stop sign and i happend to look down and cought some dude beating his meat i felt like cutting my eyes out
was he in a white ecoline van by chance....
|
essasin
Member # 4741
|
posted
I have a friend who was caught by his mother in law. She is the type of person you could crack jokes on and she will come right back at you. The story goes that he came home early and decided to rub one out and take a nap. The mother in law came over to drop off a few things the wife had wanted but obviously he did not know this. When the mother in law saw what was going on she said "is this why we don't have grand children yet?!"
|
Slowback
Member # 6348
|
posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLbKKjGZKtA&sns=em [ February 08, 2010, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Slowback ]
|
SHOalex
Member # 7720
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by Sic Beast: quote: Originally posted by SHOalex: hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!
Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL
Hahahaha yup just ask my ex girlfriend she'll tell you, as she never heard me while i hovered over her in her sleep poor girl never saw it coming hahahah
|
Zeke
Member # 9432
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by SHOalex: quote: Originally posted by Sic Beast: quote: Originally posted by SHOalex: hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!
Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL
Hahahaha yup just ask my ex girlfriend she'll tell you, as she never heard me while i hovered over her in her sleep poor girl never saw it coming hahahah
ROFLMAO... That is f*ckin' hilarious
|
Sic Beast
Member # 6771
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by SHOalex: quote: Originally posted by Sic Beast: quote: Originally posted by SHOalex: hahahahaha some funny ass replies I can honestly say as a young teen I was like a stealth ninja of jackin sauce never really got caught red handed THANK GOD!
Haha I'm reading this and finished the last part and about 2 go 2 the next post and ur signature sayz "pow..Right in the kisser" I was laughin. So thatz how u got it right n the kisser...by being so stealth. LoL
Hahahaha yup just ask my ex girlfriend she'll tell you, as she never heard me while i hovered over her in her sleep poor girl never saw it coming hahahah
haha yea now thatz funny
|
CHUGGABREW
Member # 7845
|
posted
have you ever gave a bitch a strawberry cheese cake? its when your fuckin her missionary and your about to bust pull out jump to her face cum on it and then sock her in the nose!
|
FOURPOINTSIX
Member # 8302
|
posted
quote: Originally posted by CHUGGABREW: have you ever gave a bitch a strawberry cheese cake? its when your fuckin her missionary and your about to bust pull out jump to her face cum on it and then sock her in the nose!
AAAAAH HAHAHAHA I COULD NEVER DO IT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT A FEW TIMES ON ONE NIGHTERS
|