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9cobra7
Member # 2812
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."
Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with, and he could fix anything---. Not like me - I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well. I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his f***ing wife
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NorCalRydaz
Member # 3233
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Hahaha
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SLOWBACK 67
Member # 6348
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ROFLMFAO
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i
Member # 12534
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I don't get it
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SLOWBACK 67
Member # 6348
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quote: Originally posted by i: I don't get it
Then you have never dated a girl who is hung up on an EX.
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Blow_U_In_Reverse
Member # 12298
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Buahahahahahah
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5.t0es
Member # 5864
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quote: Originally posted by i: I don't get it
Ill put it in your terms, if you get the new jordans, and you are out flossing to your bae and she tells you her ex man fernando has the retros and they are cleaner it would make you feel like your bae is still attached to her ex fernando.
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Wht86drop
Member # 12104
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Gotem hahahaha
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wilit
Member # 3367
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That's a good one.
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70stang351w
Member # 9948
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LoL that was a good one
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BUKSING
Member # 6594
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quote: Originally posted by Wht86drop: Gotem hahahaha
My ring tone lol
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