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1sicmaro
Member # 9734
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Depression!
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.....
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23109
Member # 4347
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hahahaha a truck
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NorCalRydaz
Member # 3233
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lol
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Slowback67
Member # 6348
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I heard a similar joke but both are funny.
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50Reasons
Member # 6452
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Aha aha na
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