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FoRdGiRl
Member # 6279
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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cig arette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she want s a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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BCINGUU
Member # 2397
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LOL!
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sf89lx
Member # 3965
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LMAO!
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91Trunkster
Member # 6598
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Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
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91Trunkster
Member # 6598
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Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
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Jmir018
Member # 1414
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quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
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FoRdGiRl
Member # 6279
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quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
i had a vision that that convo would take place between me and a friend later in life thought id share w u all now jk i got it from a friend who posted it on mysapce
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91Trunkster
Member # 6598
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quote: Originally posted by Jmir018: quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
Because the grammar is perfect and FoRdGiRlS typical posts are kind of hard to read unless you speak German and was just wondering if she didn't always type like she was 5 years old.
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blind
Member # 3052
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quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: quote: Originally posted by Jmir018: quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
Because the grammar is perfect and FoRdGiRlS typical posts are kind of hard to read unless you speak German and was just wondering if she didn't always type like she was 5 years old.
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FoRdGiRl
Member # 6279
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quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: quote: Originally posted by Jmir018: quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
why would it matter? it's funny nonetheless..
Because the grammar is perfect and FoRdGiRlS typical posts are kind of hard to read unless you speak German and was just wondering if she didn't always type like she was 5 years old.
well i am german so maybe thats why ne ways wtf is up your ass or what do u have against me i dont believe i know or have met or talked to u so why are u tryin to pick on me if u dont like it dont read theres plenty of other post to entertain yourself w on here or you can just leave that works too
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SmokinLX
Member # 1684
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quote: Originally posted by FoRdGiRl: quote: Originally posted by 91Trunkster: Did you copy and paste that or type it up yourself?
i had a vision that that convo would take place between me and a friend later in life thought id share w u all now jk i got it from a friend who posted it on mysapce
Good one!
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95GTConvtACE
Member # 6399
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funny shit...
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MustangNate
Member # 4559
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FoRdGiRl
Ich begriff nicht, dass es eine andere Person des deutschen Ursprungs hier gab. Das ist wirklich kühler, komischer Witz übrigens
(Schade mein Deutsch ist rostig.) [ July 30, 2006, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: MustangNate ]
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racercosmo
Member # 1864
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I was under the impression that using proper grammar was one part of being a productive member of society. If people can not make sense of what you are saying, they probably will not take you seriously.
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o6 ford
Member # 6717
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german
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