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Originally posted by 1FAST89GT:
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Originally posted by shiftylx:
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Originally posted by 1991CHP:
I also think it's funny how just about everyone on this site, thinks that they are "the shit." Thinking they can beat anyone's ass. Yah, ok, what ever. First off, you may be or not be able to, but you can't just assault people if they're just "steeling" your any thing from you, unless they touch you first. You would go, punch the person stealing from you, may get your ass kicked, then get arrested and sued.


....still HELLA FUNNY........

i would like to see you walk up to sf coupe and tell him it was funny when his taillight was stolen. i'd love to see what he'd do to you. nothing that includes someone doing harm to your car is funny. period.
now j...make sure to superglue the lenses into the housing next time you buy lenses. that way they can't steal them.

if that guy was so hard roof or not i still would have chucked a fuckin hammer or something at the guy or pos car, but he didn't so its over go get a new tailight and and gorilla glue it!
damn i hafta stop posting when i drink! i didn't mean to offend anyone, the point i wanted to make was that to laugh at someone elses misfortune is terrible. esp. when it has to do with cars.

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Originally posted by shiftylx:
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Originally posted by 1FAST89GT:
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Originally posted by shiftylx:
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Originally posted by 1991CHP:
I also think it's funny how just about everyone on this site, thinks that they are "the shit." Thinking they can beat anyone's ass. Yah, ok, what ever. First off, you may be or not be able to, but you can't just assault people if they're just "steeling" your any thing from you, unless they touch you first. You would go, punch the person stealing from you, may get your ass kicked, then get arrested and sued.


....still HELLA FUNNY........

i would like to see you walk up to sf coupe and tell him it was funny when his taillight was stolen. i'd love to see what he'd do to you. nothing that includes someone doing harm to your car is funny. period.
now j...make sure to superglue the lenses into the housing next time you buy lenses. that way they can't steal them.

if that guy was so hard roof or not i still would have chucked a fuckin hammer or something at the guy or pos car, but he didn't so its over go get a new tailight and and gorilla glue it!
damn i hafta stop posting when i drink! i didn't mean to offend anyone, the point i wanted to make was that to laugh at someone elses misfortune is terrible. esp. when it has to do with cars.
no ones laughing at anyones misfortune. its fukked up everyone said that. its just funny that those fukkin theives had the balls to still take tailight after they got yelled and dude was on the roof in plain sight.
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Just go out and buy a paintball gun. Turn the fps all the way up. That should get them to stop.
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should have shot him with the nail gun!!! [patriot]
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hey it sounds like they only stole one i dont know which side they took but i have 1 lx tail light i have to check which side i have both side but one of them is borke into 2 peices i can glue it for you but you can have them if you want em.

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Originally posted by venomis95:
Just go out and buy a paintball gun. Turn the fps all the way up. That should get them to stop.

i did that

someone got under my old cobra and poked a hole in my oil filter with a long screwdriver. when i turned my car on oil dumped all over the ground, i always warm my car up so i noticed the oil light coming on and turned the car off and pulled into my garage. looked at the nice hole in the filter when i took it off, and got somewhat upset (the hole was the shape of the head on a flat head screw driver). No damage was done, infact i was going to get an oil change that weekend anyways.

a couple months later...

a guy drove by my old car 5 times late at night, i was awake with my window open and heard it. it was a mustang (i could hear the deep exhaust note even though it sounded fucked up), i owned the only one in my neighborhood at that time. after the 4th or 5th time i snuck out into my neighbors bushes across the street with my autococker (LOTS OF MODS [Wink] ) and a hopper full of frozen paintballs that i kept just for vandals or potential theives. well a few minutes later this person drove up next to my car and stopped. he got out and i noticed a long thin object in his hand. when he sat down to get under my car, i started shooting. i corrected for the arch of the balls and started dropping them on his face. as he screamed in pain i fired faster and laughed. he tried to get up but i was unloading on him so he fell all over the place screaming "stop please!" and other general noises of pain. he finally made it into his car spead towards me (i was near the exit to a major road) as i kept firing. paintballs going right through his open passenger side window. It was a white fox 5.0 LX that had what sounded like 45 exhaust leaks. i drove around roseville the next day looking for that car and/or a man with horrible facail injuries but i couldnt find him. that was the last time my cobra was ever messed with.

moral of the story...if your car is being fucked with do something about it. call the cops or take it into your own hands is your decision, however its up to you to stop these peices of shit. show no compassion and get it done.

edit: i suck at the keyboard [Roll Eyes]

[ December 15, 2005, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: t top freak ]

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Originally posted by 92coupe:
hey it sounds like they only stole one i dont know which side they took but i have 1 lx tail light i have to check which side i have both side but one of them is borke into 2 peices i can glue it for you but you can have them if you want em.

Justin

pm if you want em

Thanks for the offer I already picked one up today. When I was sitting in traffic on the way to San Jose to go and pay $50 for the stupid thing I did not find the humor in the situation at all.
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quote:
Originally posted by t top freak:
quote:
Originally posted by venomis95:
Just go out and buy a paintball gun. Turn the fps all the way up. That should get them to stop.

i did that

someone got under my old cobra and poked a hole in my oil filter with a long screwdriver. when i turned my car on oil dumped all over the ground, i always warm my car up so i noticed the oil light coming on and turned the car off and pulled into my garage. looked at the nice hole in the filter when i took it off, and got somewhat upset (the hole was the shape of the head on a flat head screw driver). No damage was done, infact i was going to get an oil change that weekend anyways.

a couple months later...

a guy drove by my old car 5 times late at night, i was awake with my window open and heard it. it was a mustang (i could hear the deep exhaust note even though it sounded fucked up), i owned the only one in my neighborhood at that time. after the 4th or 5th time i snuck out into my neighbors bushes across the street with my autococker (LOTS OF MODS [Wink] ) and a hopper full of frozen paintballs that i kept just for vandals or potential theives. well a few minutes later this person drove up next to my car and stopped. he got out and i noticed a long thin object in his hand. when he sat down to get under my car, i started shooting. i corrected for the arch of the balls and started dropping them on his face. as he screamed in pain i fired faster and laughed. he tried to get up but i was unloading on him so he fell all over the place screaming "stop please!" and other general noises of pain. he finally made it into his car spead towards me (i was near the exit to a major road) as i kept firing. paintballs going right through his open passenger side window. It was a white fox 5.0 LX that had what sounded like 45 exhaust leaks. i drove around roseville the next day looking for that car and/or a man with horrible facail injuries but i couldnt find him. that was the last time my cobra was ever messed with.

moral of the story...if your car is being fucked with do something about it. call the cops or take it into your own hands is your decision, however its up to you to stop these peices of shit. show no compassion and get it done.

edit: i suck at the keyboard [Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by SF Coupe:
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Originally posted by 92coupe:
hey it sounds like they only stole one i dont know which side they took but i have 1 lx tail light i have to check which side i have both side but one of them is borke into 2 peices i can glue it for you but you can have them if you want em.

Justin

pm if you want em

Thanks for the offer I already picked one up today. When I was sitting in traffic on the way to San Jose to go and pay $50 for the stupid thing I did not find the humor in the situation at all.
$50 for a tailight? dude what kind did u have?????
u could have sat in less traffic and came to vallejo and got one for free

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FUKK THAT!!!!!!!!!! That shit aint funny. I fukkin hate theaves. If you work hard for something and some piece of shit comes along and takes it. I know I wasn't thier, but I still would have gotten off the roof and beat him. And if I couldn't beat him w/my hands. I would hit his punk ass w/some shit laying around. B/C thats the type of Motherfukker you have to teach a lesson to. Right now hes steelin tailights, but you never know the next thing he might steel is your Stang.

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My car got rummaged through three nights in a week. It was my beater commuter that I never locked. They took my change, sunglasses and other worthless stuff. I waited on my roof dressed all in black with a baseball bat, handcuffs and a cell phone, but they didn't come back.

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I hope you catch his ass and make the phrase "Beat You Like You Stole Something"
mean something! [Mad]

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People will steal ANYTHING. My neighbors had some plants in their front yard dug up and stolen. I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck would steal plants?

It is a sad state of afairs that you can't even leave your stang parked on the street in broad day light and in plain site w/o it getting fucked with [Mad]

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quote:
Originally posted by 92stangLX:
People will steal ANYTHING. My neighbors had some plants in their front yard dug up and stolen. I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck would steal plants?

It is a sad state of afairs that you can't even leave your stang parked on the street in broad day light and in plain site w/o it getting fucked with [Mad]

Could you at least smoke the kind of plants they took?

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Originally posted by Dag302:
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Originally posted by 92stangLX:
People will steal ANYTHING. My neighbors had some plants in their front yard dug up and stolen. I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck would steal plants?

It is a sad state of afairs that you can't even leave your stang parked on the street in broad day light and in plain site w/o it getting fucked with [Mad]

Could you at least smoke the kind of plants they took?
lol
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GOOD old paint ball stories, I remember back in high school some bitches wanted to egg my house, so they asked around and found my address. By that time it was too late I already new the date and time they were coming.
I had about 6 friends with paint ball guns. We F(*&^%*( them up. Oh ya then paint balled there houses...........LOL

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next to your hammer you should keep a tranq gun so u can hit em from up on the roof and beat em on your break!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dag302:
quote:
Originally posted by 92stangLX:
People will steal ANYTHING. My neighbors had some plants in their front yard dug up and stolen. I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck would steal plants?

It is a sad state of afairs that you can't even leave your stang parked on the street in broad day light and in plain site w/o it getting fucked with [Mad]

Could you at least smoke the kind of plants they took?
I'm sure you could smoke them. However, you would have to spray a bunch of bug killer on them if you wanted to get high [Big Grin]
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Originally posted by SF Coupe:
As a lot of you know my car was stolen in September but luckily I got it back in one piece. I've got some pretty good theft deterents on it now, it ain't going anywhere without a tow-truck.

Today I'm at work doing some work up on a roof. My car is parked within sight as always. So I see this carload of kids stop and look at my car. I don't think much of it because the car is impossible to move without a tow-truck. Then one gets out and runs up to my car, so I start yelling to stay the fuck away. He then rips my tail light lens off and takes off. Chasing him was not an option because I would've had to go down the ladder, undo the antitheft stuff and chase them. I can't believe the balls of this prick. It's getting to the point where you can't even park a mustang on the street anymore.

BTW The thief was a mexican kid about 5'10", skinny, and they were driving a red toyota corolla or tercel late 80's early 90's. If anyone knows of a mustang owner who "picked up" a tail light today let me know. I'd like to beat the fuck out of him with my hammer.

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