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9cobra7
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, they all answered 'NO!'
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'
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If you can't walk and chew gum at the same time, don't walk.
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DIRTY SALLY
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fookin ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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sinisterblk
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I thought the Irish accent made it Feckin.
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wilit
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Originally posted by sinisterblk:
I thought the Irish accent made it Feckin.
Depends on what part of the isle you're from. Both would be correct.
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"If a man hasn't found something worth dying for, he isn't fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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